The rules are simple. I post two words, you post a word that has an association with the first word, followed by a word that has an association with the second word. The more absurd the resulting phrase, the better.
Got it? Good. Here goes:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.