Actually, if you're going to get technical about it, we're saying that the FSM created the world, and started with mountains, trees, and a midget. Any other idea is just outlandish and ridiculous.
But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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