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Postby LibraLabRat on Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:44 pm

I can open a beer with a sword. Me pirate cred is genuine.
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:00 am

Yarrrgh! That be roight impressive, loike.

Thee necks kwestchun be: can ye hopen a bottle ov Cone-Yak thee sayme way, or does ye jest get a mess o'glass sharrrds in yer mugge?
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:13 am

Arrrgh...thee grogs be on LibraLabRat mateys! :drinking:
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Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:51 am

They teach naval officers at the base just up the road to open champagne bottles with a sword. It fizzes up less if you do it properly, apparently.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:30 am

You'll be wanting to crack open a bottle or two when you've read the new Long Winded Ghostly Tale for xmas.
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Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:54 am

Roy wrote:They teach naval officers at the base just up the road to open champagne bottles with a sword. It fizzes up less if you do it properly, apparently.


Yes, I noticed that the officer who ran that sub aground up your way is called 'Stumpy' because he had a finger cut off. It all make sense now! :shocked:
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:09 am

DavidH wrote:
Roy wrote:They teach naval officers at the base just up the road to open champagne bottles with a sword. It fizzes up less if you do it properly, apparently.


Yes, I noticed that the officer who ran that sub aground up your way is called 'Stumpy' because he had a finger cut off. It all make sense now! :shocked:
Too much practice opening champagne bottles, not enough practice driving submarines. Same old story...
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby LibraLabRat on Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:05 pm

I can open a bottle of lambic with the sword or a dagger. Just push the cork down into the bottle.
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:42 pm

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ya shunt drink dat stuff uncull Rat !
et maek ya go bline !

U shud haff sum ove Nef yOos nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
TOoomaydow Blud !TM

juss free farfins fer a sip !
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i juss brood et !
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby nekk on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:51 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:I can open a beer with a sword. Me pirate cred is genuine.


Pirates don't drink beer! They drink RUM! :furious:
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby LibraLabRat on Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:12 pm

If I wanna drink ale instead o' rum, that be my business, shipmate. Besides, my sawbones gets wroth wif me if I drink grog. Me pills will eat my liver like a heathen cannibal in the Malay islands............
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:00 pm

nekk wrote:
LibraLabRat wrote:I can open a beer with a sword. Me pirate cred is genuine.


Pirates don't drink beer! They drink RUM! :furious:

Better read up on being a Pastafarian.......there is a beer volcano in heaven. And midgets.
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:09 pm

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RUm!
yuuuuu muss b rish piritz!
alla tha unkeez ownly haff grog fer ta drink
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby nekk on Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:09 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
nekk wrote:
LibraLabRat wrote:I can open a beer with a sword. Me pirate cred is genuine.


Pirates don't drink beer! They drink RUM! :furious:

Better read up on being a Pastafarian.......there is a beer volcano in heaven. And midgets.


Are they Midgit strippers? I hope so! :smile:
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Re: New Piratical Picture

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:28 pm

^ it's what ever you want. You don't by chance watch Pit Boss on the Animal Planet channel do you???
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