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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:00 am

Tuesday's child is Wednesday.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat on Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:07 pm

Wednesday tries to be like Joey but he's nowhere near as sexy!
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:06 pm

I never could get the hang of Thursday's child.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby PKMKII on Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:37 am

When in doubt, throw it down and outside.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:04 am

Arrgh Every man for himself, and the Devil take the cook wot we've tied to thee anchor.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:52 pm

Let the chips fall where there is salt and vinegar.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:31 pm

A bird in the hand is better than an Ostrich up the bum.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:44 pm

He who laughs last, laughs lastestest...
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:05 pm

if at fust yer don suck-seed - give up and do sumfink else
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:04 am

Never work with children and animals...unless you're Ghengis Khan practicing total war.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:58 am

Like Uncle, like NefYoo.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:51 am

The road to hell is paved by Herefordshire Council.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:10 pm

Absinthe make the heart grow fonder.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:57 am

Uther wrote:Absinthe make the heart grow fonder.


(Have you ever tried drinking that stuff? :shocked: )

Birds of a feather are severely underdressed
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:43 am

(If it's got alcohol in I have tried it)
Drinking a pint would be a bastard? :paranoid:

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