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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:52 pm

I came, I saw, I reached for a paper towel.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:47 am

Red sky at night is a shepherds delight, red sky in the morning the shepherd's house is on fire.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:45 pm

It's an ill wind that comes from 7 pints of lager and a curry.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:22 pm

Isn't that a bassoon? Oh, wait, no, that's an ill wind that no one blows good.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:30 am

When Royals wed in April loyal subjects shall get a day off. :bounce:
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:29 am

Too bad, Bart. Do you have time to become loyal before then?
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:37 am

Would you sell your soul, Bart?

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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:44 am

Give a man rope enough and he will build himself a nice hammock
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:41 pm

Half a loaf is better than celery for lunch.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubium » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:12 am

A picture is worth a thousand KB and my hard drive's out of space.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:15 am

There's more than one way to skin a potato.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:18 am

If wishes were horses, then beggars would be killed in a stampede.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:43 am

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't drown him if PETA is watching.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:35 am

Friday's child is down the pub
Saturday's child is out clubbing all night
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Re: Provurbz

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:45 am

Sunday's child is talking to Oh god on the great white telephone.
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