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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:39 pm

Granted, but just check the QooC thread. :wink:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rainswept » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:45 pm

Granted. (really!) You did not talk price before this bargain however, and you now owe me the memory of your best date ever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:50 pm

Granted, but only as a spin-off show with an entirely different cast. Maybe they can call it "The Life and Times of Badger the Big Bad Crime Lord."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:05 pm

Granted. You are a straight-up-and-down three square meals a day man, but....
that means no snacks :paranoid:

No poptarts, no chippies, no chocolate :mad:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:59 pm

I would grant that wish, but I'm too apathetic. Meh.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:06 pm

Granted... But your heat gun is KAPUT!! (You piss about trying to shrink it with soldering iron)

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elvalia » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:53 pm

Granted. He told you the square root of pi. Unfortunately, you were drunk at the time and promptly forgot.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther » Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:00 pm

Granted... Hypnotherapy worked... you have no desire to eat cinnamon buns, but.....
As with all hypnotherapy, the behaviour is Displaced..... When ever you see a Cinnamon bun you have the uncontrollable urge to insert it elsewhere.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:26 pm

Granted - files start coming around in Summer. Big ones! They hurt when they hit you in the head!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:44 pm

Granted, but the burden of proof is now on you, and not on them.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Eendje » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:43 am

Granted. However, the darn thing has got 2 flat tires, an empty tank and an engine that sounds like there's a chicken lost in it somewhere. Therefor, you'd still be better off relying on others for transport.

I'd wish I could find the courage to face the horror and open my Introductory Quantum Mechanics book.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:55 am

Granted. Quantum Mechanics really isn't as bad as it sounds. General Relativity will turn you insane though :wink:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:03 am

Granted...Nef Yoo called round to beat you over the head wiv his gyant lollypop for talking dirty to him.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:34 pm

Granted, Nef Yoo got to it first. You have to explain what happened to Auntie Blackbeard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:45 pm

Granted. They blow.

I wish I hadn't run out of solder before I finished the phase inverter.
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