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OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:55 pm

Good idea, I'm pissed and going out for a fag. Mind the fort for me while I'm gone would you? :wink:
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:24 am

Barrrt ye lubber -- reade yer messages him-mead-yitly!

Fank ye,

-pieces
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:11 am

Ye may has ter wate fer im ter sober up a mite. Oime not shore as to how good e kin reede is messy judges wen he be all lyin faced down loike on thee decke.
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:13 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Barrrt ye lubber -- reade yer messages him-mead-yitly!

Fank ye,

-pieces


Ahem...due to an almighty hadministrashunal cock up at thee Pirate Civil Service thee wrong list o names got printed out o thee Scumsoft central computer...it don't matter much cos I fink I knows wot thee favourite will be any way...so here be thee revised list wot I be hopin to put forward for thee vote ( I hope Pieces is still aloive by thee toim we resolve this...someone pour her a Cone-yak an tell her a long winded tale ta distract the wench):

Siren of thee skwirrels ov thee nyghte.
Single Handedly Bringing Back Ornate Headdresses
No PON Intended
Queen of de Nile
Pastafarian Pirate Queen
Pope of De Nile.
Cleopatra's Role Model
Pieces, Queen o' the Desert
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:00 am

I see PoN :whip: poor Bart.
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:31 am

TwistedSister wrote:I see PoN :whip: poor Bart.
:lol:


:cry: Between PON and Capellini tis a wonder I'm still able to walk upright on me peg leg!
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