A Pirate told me.....
I saw Nancy Pelosi Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge the other day..
being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services.
They still haven't responded.
I'm beginning to think I've wasted a stamp.
Okay three things:
- It's not a pirate joke; sticking "A Pirate told me" in front of it doesn't make it so.
- Those kind of jokes where there's nothing really particular to the subject, and you could really just insert any figure you don't like in, aren't funny. They're entirely dependent on the feeling towards the subject.
- WHY THE HELL DOES A KIWI CARE SO DAMN MUCH ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS!? Seriously, don't you ever have something to say about NZ politicians?
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré