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PIRATE JOKES

Postby pnutcat on Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:40 am

Carnt bleev tihs toppick r not awlreddi egzists! i haz wun:

Q: Why do pirates not be found in shaven havens?

A: Coz they be corsairs!

AAARRRRRG!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:00 pm

Q: What do pirates and pimps have in common?

A: They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby DavidH on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:32 pm

Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To buy an iPatch!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:53 pm

Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:54 pm

Q: How does a pirate get his mast up?

A: He mastARRRbates.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby pnutcat on Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:59 pm

Q: How do a pirate sing vibrato?

A: He shivers his timbres.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:01 pm

^^ :stupid: :lol:

VaRRRRiation:

Q: How does a pirate get his mast up?
A: He uses a wench!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby pnutcat on Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:10 am

I was captured by a dyslexic pirate - he made me wank the plalk!

"Fifteen dyslexics on a dead man's chest, Ho Yo Yo and a rottle of bum"
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:46 am

:facewall:

A Pirate walks into a bar and orders a rum

The barman says white rum or dark rum?

The pirate says: Bacarrrghdi
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:19 am

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr...." Says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:45 pm

3.14% ov Sailors arrrgh πrates
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:35 pm

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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:25 pm

A Pirate told me.....

I saw Nancy Pelosi Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge the other day..
being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services.
They still haven't responded. :paranoid:

I'm beginning to think I've wasted a stamp. :furious:
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby PKMKII on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:01 pm

Uther wrote:A Pirate told me.....

I saw Nancy Pelosi Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge the other day..
being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services.
They still haven't responded. :paranoid:

I'm beginning to think I've wasted a stamp. :furious:


Okay three things:

- It's not a pirate joke; sticking "A Pirate told me" in front of it doesn't make it so.
- Those kind of jokes where there's nothing really particular to the subject, and you could really just insert any figure you don't like in, aren't funny. They're entirely dependent on the feeling towards the subject.
- WHY THE HELL DOES A KIWI CARE SO DAMN MUCH ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS!? Seriously, don't you ever have something to say about NZ politicians?
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"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:11 pm

Made me laugh....
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