OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:37 pm

Oi met a trav'ler frum an antique-loike lund
Wot sed: Two vast an' huge peg legs of stone
Stand in th' desert. Near 'em, in the sand,
'alf sunk, a shattered visage loies, whose frown
An' wrinkled lip, an' sneer o' cold command
Tell wot its sculptur well those passions red
Which yet survive, stamped on dese loifeless tings,
Th' hook wot mocked 'em and the heart wot fed.
An' on th' pedestal these words appear:
"Me title be Pieces o' Nine, queen of queens:
Look on my works, ye Migyt, and desparrr!"
Nuffin' beside remains. Round th' decay
O' that colossal wreck, boundless an' barrr
Th' lone and level sands stretch far away.


..Might be a bit much to fit under her avatar, though.
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Calico Jack on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:44 pm

DavidH wrote:Yes, I also thought it was a clever play on 'midgit'.


Jack thunk that too.

Almost fell off perch laughing.
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:46 pm

^ Damn, why didn't you?
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Calico Jack on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:52 pm

Jack hasn't trimmed his toe nails in a LONG time.

ACK
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:54 pm

I thought it was because someone nailed him to it. :whistle:
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:56 pm

He'd make a fine Norwegian Blue. :scientist:
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:41 pm

DavidH wrote:He'd make a fine Norwegian Blue. :scientist:

I don't know if smacking him with a bit of two-by-four counts as 'pining for the fjords' but I'm willing to try it :evilgrin:
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:04 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


Wunnerfull! :lol:

Iffe spelt summat loik :

"Looke huPON her Werks, Ye Migyt, 'n' Dispaaarrr" of course… :haha:
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:11 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation. :worship: :worship: :worship:
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:20 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation. :worship: :worship: :worship:

:stupid: I agree. Mistake or no, it was hi-lar-ious!!!!
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:20 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:"Looke huPON her Werks, Ye Migyt, 'n' Dispaaarrr"


I'm in for this one, too!
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:04 pm

These awl be makin' me smoile, loike -- oi be much henjoyin *awl* yer yoomerus remarrrghks! Fank ye awl an please 'ave a cone-yak on Bart's tabbe fer yer efferts.


Hit be roight difficult t'choose me oan favrit - - - an then tonoight oi fynde summat about migyts. MIGYTS!!1!one!! Wot be ye thinkin, ladde? :fsm_yarr:






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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:34 am

I'm trying to think of something kilt related but it's not going well. Someone else do it :wink:
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:58 am

daftbeaker wrote:I'm trying to think of something kilt related
A Scotsman's genitals?
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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:51 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:I'm trying to think of something kilt related
A Scotsman's genitals?


That IS NOT going on the list...A Scotsman's Asp maybe...
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