The Wrong Answer Game

[bacon]

You should really fill out a form SS-8 if you want to know for sure.

Can I go home now?

[Ham Nox]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die.

Should I be concerned if I find my boyfriend sympathizes with a self-deifying, psychotic genius mass murderer, and thinks he could do the job better?

[bacon]

Now take a deep breath. . . Ready? . . . . Yoodalaya Yoodalaya Yoodalaya-hoo!

Why do they have multiple servings listed on the nutritional contents on a bowl of microwave soup? Am I supposed to just eat half of the bowl and save the rest for tomorrow?

[Uther]

It's more fun if another person is involved.

How long is a piece of string?

[daftbeaker]

About teatime.

If an object is travelling at 400mph, encounters resistance and slows to rest, how long will Richard Hammond have to wear nappies? (diapers)

[Uther]

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Are you sitting comfortably?

[Ham Nox]

And then I fell into the toilet bowl. Nasty business, I should say, no pun intended.

Is there a way to make this ring bigger?

[Elvalia]

Maybe under extraordinary circumstances that'd be okay... but don't do it at a public restaurant.

When will this day end?

[bacon]

If the code doesn't work, you'll have to turn the knob to reset the lock and reenter it.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[Uther]

Unlucky at cards, lucky in love.


Why do stars fall down from the sky?

[Ham Nox]

I could really use a wish right now.

Am I the only person who has wasted their star-wish wishing that the star wasn't really just an airplane light?

[Uther]

I keep thinking it's Thursday.

Are we there yet?

[TwistedSister]

If you've hit a big pile of cow dung in the road. Yes.

How does Santa get into your house if you don't have a fireplace?

[Elvalia]

If you're flexible enough, I don't see why not.

Can my exams just be over already? Please?

[Ubi Dubius]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

What's for lunch?