Hello my friends,
It is with great pride and pleasure that I share with you this momentous discovery. As any resident of the Boston area knows, going back to the beginning of our nation, Boston has been a hotspot of Pastafarian activity. The revolution was founded there, on principals of piracy (the boston tea party) and flimsy moral standards. It is also an area where subversive hidden messages can be found in public works projects. If anyone has seen the "Ho Chi Minh memorial gas tank" in Dorchester, they would know what I mean. Well, my friends, a few days ago, I went to pick up my mother at Logan Airport, and I made a discovery that made me so proud to be a Bostonian I nearly exploded. I saw a map of the layout of Logan Airport, and I could not believe my eyes.
Logan Airport is a homage to the flying spaghetti monster. The buildings and roads are designed in the exact shape of his noodleyness, holding up a pirate spy-glass, watching over boston, keeping the city safe.
So there you have it. Bostonian Pastafarians, wear your pirate regalia with pride, because our city is home to, I dare to say, one of the largest monuments to our wonderful FSM in the world.