The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

[Eendje]

In Soviet Russia, pasta eats you!

[DavidH]

In Soviet Russia, your food was spying on you.

[black bart]

In Soviet Russia, ah how I remember those days, my mother and my fifteen brothers and my twelve sisters were all living in a tent in Siberia...but we were happy then...building the trans Siberian Railway was a hoot.

[PKMKII]

In Soviet Russia, predicate verbs object!

[Roy Hunter]

In the capitalist west, man exploits his fellow man.

In Soviet Russia, it's the other way round!

[Qwertyuiopasd]

In America, you can always find the party.

In Soviet Russia.. the Party always finds you!

[pieces o'nine]

In America: both on top.
In Soviet Russia: woman on bottom, man out getting permission.


Credit to Richard Smith for that.

[black bart]

In Soviet Russia, if you were lucky, you didn't get dragged through Moscow by the Bolsheviks.

[DavidH]

In Soviet Russia, certain kinky people loved being dragged by the Bolsheviks.

[black bart]

In Soviet Russia I once ordered a new car. They said it will arrive in ten years time. I said will the delivery be in the morning or the in the afternoon. They said: What does it matter whether it's the morning or the afternoon? It's in ten years time for Lenin's sake'. I said, it does matter, I've got a new washing machine coming in the morning.

[TwistedSister]

In Soviet, Lady Bic razors don't exsist.

[black bart]

In Soviet, Lady Bic razors don't exsist.

Twisty's correct, here's 1956 Soviet javelin gold medal winner Sofia hairallova :

[DavidH]

Bart, where did you get that photo of my mother-in-law?

In CCCP, ГИТЛЕР КАПУТ.

[black bart]

In CCCP the churches and the haircuts left a lot to be desired.

(With apologies to the Ukraine which is the actual setting of Gogol's tale)

[daftbeaker]

In CCCP the churches and the haircuts left a lot to be desired.

(With apologies to the Ukraine which is the actual setting of Gogol's tale)

In Soviet Russia, when attacked by skateboarding zombies, throw boots at them!