When was the last time you saw a Ninja with a wench?

[Didereaux]

A buddy of mine did this, said feel free to spread the word! har!

[Ubi Dubius]

You never see Ninjas anywhere. Whenever you see unaccompanied wenches, they just might be with a ninja.

Probably not.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

But unaccompanied wenches are so easy to pick up. Either there are no ninjas, or the ninjas aren't any competition for pirates.

[Ubi Dubius]

Really? Not for me. . .

[pieces o'nine]

But ye alreddy *got* yer own foine wench! See, proof hit werked fer ye.

[daftbeaker]

But ye alreddy *got* yer own foine wench! See, proof hit werked fer ye.

Unless o'corse that Ubi Dubius be the Ubi mum's wench

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

None, coz he be always dead after the lads best 'em with their cutlasses.

[black bart]

Pirates be much easier to spot wiv all their Aaarghs, Shiver me Timbers, Avast behind an the loik...I don't think thee wenches can find thee ninjas cos of all thee stealth nonsense...I have seen a ninja wiv a wrench though...does that count?

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Only if it was dressed up like a doll, like with creepy make-up, and he was whispering sweet nothings into it's "ear."

[pieces o'nine]

Mebbe Bart ment this koinde o'wrench?

Hit wood be 'elpful wiv thee throwin starrrghs an sech.