In Soviet Russia, ah how I remember those days, my mother and my fifteen brothers and my twelve sisters were all living in a tent in Siberia...but we were happy then...building the trans Siberian Railway was a hoot.
In Soviet Russia I once ordered a new car. They said it will arrive in ten years time. I said will the delivery be in the morning or the in the afternoon. They said: What does it matter whether it's the morning or the afternoon? It's in ten years time for Lenin's sake'. I said, it does matter, I've got a new washing machine coming in the morning.