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The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby Eendje on Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:37 am

In Soviet Russia, pasta eats you!
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:43 am

In Soviet Russia, your food was spying on you.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:35 am

In Soviet Russia, ah how I remember those days, my mother and my fifteen brothers and my twelve sisters were all living in a tent in Siberia...but we were happy then...building the trans Siberian Railway was a hoot.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby PKMKII on Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:11 am

In Soviet Russia, predicate verbs object!
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:15 am

In the capitalist west, man exploits his fellow man.

In Soviet Russia, it's the other way round!
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:39 pm

In America, you can always find the party.

In Soviet Russia.. the Party always finds you!
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:42 am

In America: both on top.
In Soviet Russia: woman on bottom, man out getting permission.


Credit to Richard Smith for that.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:09 am

In Soviet Russia, if you were lucky, you didn't get dragged through Moscow by the Bolsheviks.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby DavidH on Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:05 am

In Soviet Russia, certain kinky people loved being dragged by the Bolsheviks.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:06 am

In Soviet Russia I once ordered a new car. They said it will arrive in ten years time. I said will the delivery be in the morning or the in the afternoon. They said: What does it matter whether it's the morning or the afternoon? It's in ten years time for Lenin's sake'. I said, it does matter, I've got a new washing machine coming in the morning.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:54 am

In Soviet, Lady Bic razors don't exsist.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:13 am

TwistedSister wrote:In Soviet, Lady Bic razors don't exsist.


Twisty's correct, here's 1956 Soviet javelin gold medal winner Sofia hairallova :

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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby DavidH on Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:30 am

Bart, where did you get that photo of my mother-in-law? :confused:

In CCCP, ГИТЛЕР КАПУТ.
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:52 am

In CCCP the churches and the haircuts left a lot to be desired.

(With apologies to the Ukraine which is the actual setting of Gogol's tale)
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Re: The "In Soviet Russia..." Game

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:23 am

black bart wrote:In CCCP the churches and the haircuts left a lot to be desired.

(With apologies to the Ukraine which is the actual setting of Gogol's tale)

In Soviet Russia, when attacked by skateboarding zombies, throw boots at them! :haha:
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