The Wrong Answer Game

[Uther]

A litter of 4 cute kittehs.


Do you have a more attractive sister?

[DavidH]

My ancestors were monkeys, but very attractive ones.

Which way now?

[Uther]

The milkman and his horse are due any minute.

Would you like "fries" with that?

[Ham Nox]

The hips don't lie.

This book is slowly but surely starting to change my mind, can you make it stop?

[Uther]

There only 3 people and a donkey left in the waiting room.


Can it be repaired?

[Elvalia]

You put your right hand in, then you take your right hand out. Then you put your right hand in and you... actually, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Why would you do something like that!?

[Uther]

I was never the same after my accident.

You do know how to whistle?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dat b tha rong ansir!
noaw i haffa band ya
rrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Ham Nox]

There's no such thing as a crumpled horn snorkack.

Where is the jam?

[DavidH]

The large intestine is surprisingly capacious.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Eendje]

I did no such thing!

What exactly is the difference between an octave mandola and an Irish bouzouki?

[Roy Hunter]

They drive on the other side of the road over there.

Why is this dog trying to lick my jeans?

[black bart]

his reasons will sit blushing in his face

Wherefore art thou Juliet?

[Ham Nox]

Well, it's in the crapper now.

Oh what's in a name?

[Ubi Dubius]

2 a's, an n, an m, and an e.

What's your favorite letter?