The Joys of Artificial Appendages

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The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby DaveL » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:58 pm

YArrrrr...

Just wunderin' as all pirates have at least one artifishal appendage, how youse are going about yer daily lives?
I quite like usin' me hook to do a bit of embroidery meself.

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby DaveL » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:59 am

Yarrrr...

And Oi quite like the idea of a prosthetic cod piece meself! Nuthin better than a bit of trouser enhancement.

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby DavidH » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:15 am

You mean you haven't got one? :grin:

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby DaveL » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:46 am

Errrrrrmmm.....no Oi never thought Oi.....ermmmmmmmmm....needed one (much). Oi hear they be errrrrrrmmmm....good though... :whistle:

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby Calico Jack » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:33 pm

Ack!

Jack flew out of the cuckoo's nest!

Jack doesn't need codpiece!

Ack!

That's why Jack has all the wemmin!

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:48 am

:facewall:

I can always get me an hartifishul Parrot!!!

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby DaveL » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:32 pm

Yarrrr...

Oi hear there be a new movie comin' out called 'Robbo-Polly', complete with weaponry.

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:27 am

Arrgh ye can get one o these which is controlled through yer iplank (remote controlled parrot using software on the iphone or ipod touch):

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:08 am

Oi 'as bin thinkin about sum wigge hextenshuns -- jest fer speshull hokayshuns, loike thee Jim Lad Awards.

Bart, yer avatarrrgh looks loike ye've got thee wigge hextenshuns awl sewed hup -- wot koinde ov tippes 'as ye got fer thee rest ov us?
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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:19 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Oi 'as bin thinkin about sum wigge hextenshuns -- jest fer speshull hokayshuns, loike thee Jim Lad Awards.

Bart, yer avatarrrgh looks loike ye've got thee wigge hextenshuns awl sewed hup -- wot koinde ov tippes 'as ye got fer thee rest ov us?


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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby DaveL » Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:54 am

YArrrrr...

Oi thinks he has been to one of those Hollywood Dentists, for a bit of teeth cappin'. Damn good prosthesis of the chompers there!

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:51 pm

Oi be knot as jung as wen oi starrrghted pyrattin', so oi bin thinkin' about a more feersum corset than thee frothy nuffinks wot be havaylabull at HRH Victoria's Hunmenshunables. An altho oi dun knead ennyfing artifishul in thee corset area, oi beleaves thee proposed garrrghmint belongs in this seckshun:

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:50 am

That garmint be lukkin a bit Froyd-ee-an to me :wink:

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:49 pm

daftbeaker wrote:That garmint be lukkin a bit Froyd-ee-an to me :wink:
...and the punchline of that joke is: "I'm not surprised you've got no teeth down there, you should see the state of your gums..."

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Re: The Joys of Artificial Appendages

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:58 pm

Yarrrgh, byootee be in thee oi ov thee beholder, an nun ov ye scurvy blaggards as 20-20 vishun, loike.

Did nun ov ye notiss thee novel an hinterestin haplickashun ov spayre oi patches? Hit be lucky their sewed honto thee corset, as oi 'ave no oidea 'ow they "stay" hup ovverwise.
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