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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Uther on Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:57 pm
Life is too short to follow every link that is posted.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ham Nox on Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:37 pm
Life is too short to wonder what I'd do for the rest of my life if Harry Potter eradicates death. (Fanfic: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.)
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Uther on Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:46 pm
Life is too short to spend time reading the book. Wait for the movie.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ham Nox on Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:53 pm
Life is too short to spend gaping at Uther in incredulity.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Uther on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:08 pm
Life is too short. Give Uther a hug.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Pythonist on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:35 pm
Life is too short to give hugs to dead cat remains...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Uther on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:47 pm
Life is too short... take today off work.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Julius Aurora on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:58 pm
Life is too short for . . . . Thread Necromancy.
But we do it anyway.
But we do it anyway.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:53 pm
Life is too short to stay in when it is lovely weather* for a bike ride!
Bye!
*Pouring down.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ham Nox on Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:59 am
Life is too short not to stick oatmeal down your pants.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ubi Dubius on Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:50 pm
I'm glad you're back, Ham Nox, but I'm not sticking oatmeal down my pants.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by DavidH on Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:01 am
Hooray, dear ole Ham is back! 
Fixed that for you, Ham.
Ham Nox wrote:Life is too short to stick oatmeal down your pants.
Fixed that for you, Ham.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by black bart on Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:25 am
Ham who?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:10 am
Where have you been Ham?! Missed you…
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by black bart on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:48 am
Tigger_the_Wing wrote::stupid:
Where have you been Ham?! Missed you…
Ham, Bacon?...have we suddenly gone veggie or something?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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