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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:28 am

Life is too short. Put the kids up for adoption and live a little.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:49 pm

Life's too short to stop at the four-candy serving size. :zen:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:39 pm

Life is too short to drink "lite" beer.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:35 pm

life b 2 shorrt ta not ta push out a biggggg fart inta fierplace wen dare b a fier innit .
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:39 pm

Life is too short to RTFM
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:03 am

Life's too short to worry about lack of curtains in the livingroom when you're home alone and coming out of the shower. :blush:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:55 am

If you see a guy across the way with some binoculars, it's definitely not me.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:48 am

Life is too short. Could you^^ please pause longer - I would like clearer pictures.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Pythonist on Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:04 am

Life's too short for waiting. Just turn down the exposure time.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:11 am

Life is too short. Since you speak from experience I'll take your advice.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:17 am

Life is to short for tall people. We keep hitting our heads on the future.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:50 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Life is to short for tall people. We keep hitting our heads on the future.
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The increased speed from being further away from the centre of the Earth's rotation and centre of gravity means that relativity affects our brains by making time appear to pass more slowly.

It's true - check it out. (Life is too short to read this shit, btw.)
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:31 pm

Life is too short. I need to chain smoke with a cigarette in each hand and learn to type with my nose.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:02 am

Life's too short to decide between Rich Text, Text, HTML and all that cobblers.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:00 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:It's true - check it out. (Life is too short to read this shit, btw.)

It started off so promisingly, pointing out everything I would have said, and then went right into the deep end of the crazy pool :haha:
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