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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon on Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:30 pm

Life is too short to not buy the package of strawberries for lunch.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:37 am

Agreed. Life is too short not to go out and buy some grapples to find out if they really taste like grapes.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:34 pm

Life is too short - If you lust for "grape taste" buy GRAPES
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:41 pm

Uther, you mean that old beer commercial: "Less filling, tastes grape"?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:49 pm

Never heard that ad :confused:
Never heard of "being full" as reason to stop drinking beer?

Usual reason: "Is in a coma" :smile:

Taste is a good added feature for first pint - matters less after that.

Life is too short.... Drink which ever brand of beer is available.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:57 pm

This one:
Wikipedia wrote:Miller Lite's long-running "Great Taste...Less Filling!" advertising campaign was ranked by Advertising Age magazine as the 8th best advertising campaign in history. The campaign was developed by the ad agency McCann-Erickson Worldwide.[6] In the prime of the campaign, television commercials typically portrayed a Miller Lite drinker noting its great taste followed by another who observed that it was less filling. This usually led to a parody of Wild West saloon fights in which every patron got involved in the dispute for no real reason, though in this case it was always a shouting match, and blows were never thrown. The commercials were closed with a voiceover from actor Eddie Barth who read the slogan, "Lite Beer from Miller; everything you've always wanted in a beer...and less".[7]
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:11 pm

Ah... I see the comic potential :smile:

NZ Nanny State protects me from a lot of booze ads. We do have beer ads (Mainly NZ and Oz) Miller not a popular (pushed) brand.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:24 pm

Life is too short to skip amusing beer ads.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:36 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Life is too short to skip amusing beer ads.
I've seen it before and I love it. The ending's great: "Made from Beer".
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:44 pm

I love it too :lol:

life is too short to not side track to ads generally.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:54 pm

ZOMG!!! :fsm_yarr:

From the same page: Loife be too short not t'run wif thee skwirrels!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:59 pm

:lol: I'd forgotten that one!

Now THAT I could do :)
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby farfalla on Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:28 am

life is too short for justifications
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:32 am

Life is too short to reach the pedals
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:57 pm

life b 2 short fer not spit a bigggggggg gob offin tha crows ness
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