Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

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Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby Rainswept on Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:49 pm

This young girl says some ...well "cute" isn't the right word for the things she says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8WasWF9mS8

(NOT safe for work)


Her dad defends her from the many trolling responses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7FxdJ1W ... re=related
And consequences will never be the same.


Also, there is a remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Np9hNSIWo

This is all over the internet, but I hadn't spotted it on here yet, and the remix makes me laugh.
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby PKMKII on Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:19 pm

Rain!!?!?! WTF are you doing!? You post this, you're going to be caught by the cyber-police!!!!
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:54 pm

Nothing to see here, impressionable teenagers! Move on! Move on! Look I just posted some swearwords in RR&M and a squirrel video in Miscellaneous! Nothing to see here!
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby PKMKII on Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:31 pm

Maybe the dad thinks we're living in a Sega game:
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Consequences will never be the same...
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:02 pm

Maybe the Dad shouldn't let his little Princess post crap on the internet. Come to think of it, maybe Dad should take some parenting classes.
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby Rainswept on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:14 am

I did a little research into this situation, since it's so insanely popular, and I found that her last brilliant internet plan had been posting nude pics of herself on facebook. How you ever let her NEAR a computer after that I have no concept of...
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:51 am

I just hope to FSM that's not me in a few years time! I don't think I'd be defending a daughter who behaved like that though! Also I wear way better shorts!
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby PKMKII on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:35 pm

Re-upped with more lol's
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Also, from the Internets:
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby PKMKII on Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:46 pm

Oh jeez, this just keeps getting better: Good Morning America had an interview with the little princess and her fail parents this morning. They depicted her as a "victim" of cyberbullying, and made a big deal out of some trolls making some weak death threats, while quickly glossing over the fact that she made death threats of her own. (also, they failed to mention the facebook nude plot, as Rain brought up, or the fact that she posted pictures of herself in underwear)

Then they had the two "Experts" come out. The Internet Safety Expert actually had semi-decent advice, but the "Family Therapist" went ahead and broke out the tired, old, racist line that her foul language is the fault of all that rap music the kids are listening to these days. Never mind that this whole bruhaha erupted over accusations she was sleeping with a member of an emo band, not a rap band (although I'm sure to a tool like him it's all the same). Or that maybe, just maybe, she talks like this because of her father, who obviously has anger issues of his own. But then comes the cherry on top: She said she's going to keep making YouTube videos! and her parents aren't going to stop her! Somebody call child services!!!

Also, her mother did an interview with Mom Logic where she said that she hasn't even viewed the videos in question, and delivered this nugget of joy:

Fail Mom wrote:My daughter is an only child -- she was our miracle child, because I had cervical cancer and was told I couldn't have children. Then, on two years to the date of my recovery, I wasn't feeling well and found out I was pregnant.


Now, via wikipedia:
The medically accepted paradigm, officially endorsed by the American Cancer Society and other organizations, is that a patient must have been infected with HPV to develop cervical cancer, and is hence viewed as a sexually transmitted disease


Classy.
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:40 am

Of COURSE they are going to keep letting her make videos. Didn't balloon boy teach you that? Being on tv trumps parental responsibility. :facewall:
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:50 am

Rainswept wrote:Of COURSE they are going to keep letting her make videos. Didn't balloon boy teach you that? Being on tv trumps parental responsibility. :facewall:


You're so right...I'd like to know who allowed this:

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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby ken worley on Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:01 pm

My niece, who'd been watching 'Silence of the Lambs' on DVD,
entered the 'Adult living room', and announced:

"Clarice shoulda wore her If You Can Smell My Pussy, Then Yer TOO Damn Close, 'n' Prolly a Midget T-Shirt."
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:53 pm

ken worley wrote:My niece, who'd been watching 'Silence of the Lambs' on DVD,
entered the 'Adult living room', and announced:

"Clarice shoulda wore her If You Can Smell My Pussy, Then Yer TOO Damn Close, 'n' Prolly a Midget T-Shirt."

Hot damn that is really funny! :lol:
Also, I see the sense of humor runs in the family. Good or bad? Not sure yet.
How old is your niece?
I'm guessing, twelve?
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby ken worley on Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:56 pm

*confesses*

I made her up.

(or mentally retarded and x-gendered my 18 YO nephew...I hope w/o scarring.)

How's the torrid affair w/ Scott going?
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Re: Kids say the darndest things: 2010 edition

Postby Uther on Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:35 pm

Scott and I are just good friends :whistle:
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