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Any Pastafarian rules that let us do stuff like this?

Postby Earthworm on Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:55 am

This is crazy. Maybe His noodly goodness will allow me to cheat, steal, and murder and the authorities can't prosecute me because it is protected under my Pastafarianism:

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2010/07/shari ... ligio.html

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Re: Any Pastafarian rules that let us do stuff like this?

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:37 pm

Come again?

The judge's decision was wrong and overturned. More to the point, from the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts:
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people. :wink:
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Re: Any Pastafarian rules that let us do stuff like this?

Postby DavidH on Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:40 pm

With you, DB, but we could try to get away with parking tickets and stuff like that. :fsm_rock:
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Re: Any Pastafarian rules that let us do stuff like this?

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:30 pm

I don't even see how that would fly with the Koran, as the passages quoted simply say that a wife should sleep with her husband when he wants to. Doesn't say anything about "oh, and he gets to rape her if she doesn't."

The judge in the original case should get disbarred for sure, though.
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