Weevil-isms

[black bart]

I ope Weevil beat Germany.

[DaveL]

Wee didn't 0 - 4

[Roy Hunter]

We didn't 0 - 4

The Germans showed up like "Guten abend! Ve are here to vin ze Vorld Cup!", didn't they? Wee-vil vait for Sunday :Scottish_FSM_in_1978_replica_shirt:

[DaveL]

Good luck England. May the Weev be with you!

[DavidH]

Good luck England. May the Weev be with you!

Nice of you, DaveL, but he weevn't. (4-1 and even if the ref had been sober it would have been 4-2)

[Roy Hunter]

Och, I mean it was a terrible performance! Terrible! I mean, where were the weevils? Gerrweevil and Lampweevil were nowhere, and as for Weevilyne Rooney, it was hopeless, Sunday league stuff, now in my day, etcetera, etcetera, vuvuweevils, drone on and on...

[DaveL]

Yarrrrr....

Weev arggh glad it wasn't only us that were flogged by the Germans. They were too good mateys.
Where was John Terry? He looked like he were havin a nap.

[black bart]

Och, I mean it was a terrible performance! Terrible! I mean, where were the weevils? Gerrweevil and Lampweevil were nowhere, and as for Weevilyne Rooney, it was hopeless, Sunday league stuff, now in my day, etcetera, etcetera, vuvuweevils, drone on and on...

Ye be roight matey we should repatriate thee Scottish git...but how many Champions Leagues would Liverpool ave won wivout im an his stalwart defending. Here be thee team wot could ave beaten Germany:

Ray Clements in goal, Centre Half Alan Hanson, Sweeper Bomber Harris, Fullback The RAF, Central Midfield The Duke of Wellington (we'd need to remind him that the Germans aren't on our side this time), Defensive Midfield Benny Hill and The Hills Angels (distracting the Germans with their slapstick pan euro appeal comedy), Playmaker William Shakespeare, Box to Box Midfielder Henry Cooper, Attacking Midfield Kevin Keegan, Wingers Left Wing The Light Brigade, Right Wing Jenson Button, Striker Gary lineker.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Oi think$ the weevil$$ have been making those cricketers from the $ub continent bowl a few dodgy deliverie$

[pieces o'nine]

Alle thee worlde's a stayge, an alle thee weevils merely players: they 'ave theyre biskits an theyre stoos; an one weevil in 'is tiome plays many parts, 'is acts bein seven ayges.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Now a nice obscure one from Australia. It be a bit of 70's Oz rock by the Wrights (called Evie). O'im bettin none of ye will have the foggiest clue about it, but it was a wee ripper a few years back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMPmGbjW8mk

Weevie (Part 1)

I got some money in my pocket
I got some biscuits in my hand
I got myself a nice cupboard
To eat some contraband

Oh little girl let's lay eggs in shoes
We're gonna eat a pound
C'mon girl you know there ain't no time
To infest around

Weevie, Weevie, Weevie let your eggs hang down
Weevie, Weevie, Weevie let your eggs hang down
Weevie, Weevie, Weevie let your eggs hang down
Weevie, Weevie let your eggs hang down

[DaveL]

Justin Wiebv-er

[The Black Spot]

Arrrr...

Long before Portsmoutheus, back when Squiddly Ridley made decent films, 'ee did one where a big monster chased Sigourney Weevil around a spaceship.

[black bart]

Alle thee worlde's a stayge, an alle thee weevils merely players: they 'ave theyre biskits an theyre stoos; an one weevil in 'is tiome plays many parts, 'is acts bein seven ayges.

Weevilyum Shakespeare knew how to write a play better than wot I wrote. The Weevil's Tale is my favourite.

[DavidH]

How about a nice ickle nursery rhyme?

Weevilly Winkie runs through the town,
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock,
Are the children in their bed, for it's past ten o'clock?