Photoshop Contest! (or at least I hope...)

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:44 pm

Anybody?...
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:43 pm

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:17 am

Second. Best. Stalker. Song. Ever.

I will have one tomorrow, as soon as I can get my stuff online. Myspace is not cooperating. I think reasoning with it would be a futile enterprise, and shooting my laptop with a handgun would merely complicate matters, I'm afraid.

Perhaps I shall trick it...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:17 am

I can't get it to view properly, so here's the link. I couldn't get the type right, so this will have to do.
http://www.imagehosting.com/show.php/16 ... y.bmp.html
I know, it's not a song. But I just thought it sounded funny.
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A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:49 am

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Again, couldn't get the fonts right. But you get the gist of things. And please don't point out that I have really screwed up the colour in the red box. But screw you!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:02 pm

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Here be my first, very badly PS'd contribution...
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:30 pm

lol
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Postby DeltaWhiskey on Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:13 pm

Queue the Adult Alarm?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:10 pm

Crap. Someone had to steal my joke.

Unintentionally.

Or vice versa.

:x
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Re: Photoshop Contest! (or at least I hope...)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:56 am

And the winner is?
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Re: Photoshop Contest! (or at least I hope...)

Postby fluboe on Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:37 am

all must concede to the rev.
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Re: Photoshop Contest! (or at least I hope...)

Postby Arabella on Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:20 pm

The Rev has it down.

I started laughing at "Leaving on a Jet Plane" (that is how I recall the title from looking at pages back). lolol Of course the song came to mind... :) One great one after another omg, hahahhahaha!

Everybody, well done. :)

I wish could participate but alI I have is crappy photobucket. :(

Thanks so much for the good laughs! :D
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Re: Photoshop Contest! (or at least I hope...)

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:16 am

Arabella wrote:I wish could participate but alI I have is crappy photobucket. :(

[free software]The Gnu Image Manipulation Program (yes, the acronym is GIMP) is a bit less intuitive than Photoshop but about as powerful and it's free. GIMP for Windows download [/free software] :wink:
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Re: Photoshop Contest! (or at least I hope...)

Postby Edd on Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:27 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
Arabella wrote:I wish could participate but alI I have is crappy photobucket. :(

[free software]The Gnu Image Manipulation Program (yes, the acronym is GIMP) is a bit less intuitive than Photoshop but about as powerful and it's free. GIMP for Windows download [/free software] :wink:

I can vouch for that.
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Re: Photoshop Contest! (or at least I hope...)

Postby Arabella on Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:50 pm

Thanks, mateys. :)

I have tried GIMP in the past but find it rather difficult to use (layers? quoi?), but will give it another go. The results have got to be superior to Photobucket (which is ok for the most part, but the product is embarrassingly bad at times).

Also possibly complicating matters is that I have a Mac. I've noticed that software made for IBM/Win platform often does not work at all well for me. Stunning example: stoopid Word for Mac. Such a struggle to use, even though have worked with it for years.

But I will find suitable a GIMP thing for Mac and experiment.

Cheers! :D
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