Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:02 am

DavidH wrote:As well as aquariums, Twisty, there's a very short demonstration in here of the holy octopoidal converstionmunty.
(link from Falcon82 - thanks!)

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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby gannstboy on Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:32 pm

i have a feeling that i have begun a chain of thoughts in peoples minds that will give rise to a new Tarvuist awakening
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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:01 pm

Well, it is SO easy to join. And the octopus thing works for those of us who also read Pharyngula.

But going around saying "Hebbo!" to people is too reminiscent of the Teletubbies.
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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby gannstboy on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:59 pm

saying hebbo is really only a greeting in octish. most tarvuists just speak their native tongues.
you would only say hebbo if you needed to communicated with one of our fine tentacled friends
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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby DavidH on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:18 pm

OR if you had a bad cold
OR if you didn't mind being hustled away by the men in white coats.

Personally I shall continue to be a part-time closet Tarvuist, but without the 'hebbo'. Image
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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby gannstboy on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:43 pm

nice.
i think i am good being a part time tarvuist
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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby DiabloDoc on Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:31 pm

IMO, Pastafari will always be more credible and intriguing. Since Tarvuism was constructed solely for the purpose of being the subject of a television show, it will inevitably be subjected to doctrinal contradictions and major changes. Also, the bulk of its followers will be confused, rebellious 12-year-olds watching Cartoon Network at 3 AM whilst eating cheetos in a soiled pair of underwear. Eating pasta as a religious sacrament, preaching the gospel in my school's courtyard in full pirate regalia, and drinking all the beer I can handle in the afterlife sound soooo much more appealing to me than looking to a television show for spirtual guidance.
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Re: Pastafarianism vs. Tarvuism

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:52 pm

DiabloDoc wrote:Also, the bulk of its followers will be drunk, stoned University students watching Cartoon Network at 3 AM whilst eating cheetos in a soiled pair of underwear.

Fixed :haha:
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