Weevil-isms

[pieces o'nine]

Sumwun 'as t'poste hit alreddy, an hit moight as well be me.

WEEVIL!

[black bart]

Arrgh, strap me vitals...he's definitely had too much Fish Head Stew!

[pieces o'nine]

Oi be 'opin that hencurridjin 'im ter practice thee aynchent arrrght ov "Weevil Shui" may restore 'im ter thee pitcvher ov health.

[Edd]

Arrrgh, pieces, yer weeviling yer krewl s-arrgh-kass-tick side; ye hob-fee-us-lee need t' get yer chakra chekked. Oi seggest a dye-it of fish head stew to klenz yer arrrgh-uh uv weevil spirruts.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh! 'Tis true that oi 'ave a crewel soide (jest axe Cap'n Mitebe Lorst). (On second thought, don't bovver 'im wif sech kweschuns; 'e be 'arrrghd hat werke, ringin' annuvver chapter ov thee Holey Towel of Mosey from 'is fevered brayne.)

Oi feels a diet ov fishhead stoo be a harrrghd coarse t'stummick jest fer sarrrghkasm. Hinsted, oi be sailin fer a rondyvoo wif me old cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn, ter practice sum tantrick nostiksism.

[Cap'n Mitebe Lorst]

Pleese do bovver me.
Its yer lordships scurvy axshuns on dis board dat gives me brayne the hoydeas oi need ter write it down.

ML

[pieces o'nine]

Weevil hallways 'ave Paris...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Sumfing weeveil dis way kums .

[black bart]

Weevil hallways 'ave Paris...

The great Humphrey Bogart...he was in The Maltese Weevil.

[pieces o'nine]

^ A classic, true, but be had matured as an actor by the time he did To Mag and Maggot.

And who could forget Thee Treasure ov thee Sierrrgha Weevil?

Weevils? Us bain't got no weevils. Us don't kneade no weevils. Oi dun 'ave ter show ye any stinkin weevils.

[black bart]

Arrr annuver great Bogart film was 'Key Larvae'.

get back yer mutinous dogs...I'll do dreadful puns if I wants cos I be thee Captain an if ye don't loik it ye can swim fer it!

[pieces o'nine]

Oi beleefs that were also a song:

Weevil hit awl
Jest loike Bogie an Bacall
Starrrghin' in arrrgh own "Castaway"
Sailin' away t'Key Larvae.

'ere's lookin' at ye Capn Kidd
Missin' awl thee fings us did
We can fynde hit once agen, sum daye
Jest loike they dun hin Key Larvae.

[black bart]

Bootiful,

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Oi thinks the World Weevil Cup of has just started. Oi hears the name-of-the-game is to see how many biscuits your weevils can infest in 90 minutes.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh! That be a hexsitin contest! We duzzint no who t'bet theyre dubloons on, tho, as thee charrrghts rekwoire a reedin level summat above thee pyrate norm...