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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:34 am

Anyone know where ye can get hold o edible weevils?
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:20 pm

Oi finks M&S is gettin' 'em in fo' da holidaze...looke fer "Weevil-in-aspic", "Weevils-avec-choclat" & the ever-popular "Tandoori-Weevil-with-Nuclear-Curry-Sauce"...*

*we no gots M&S heere, so we make do wit' "Weevils-in-Terry's-Icky-Sauce" (comes wit' poi an' SPAM..mmmmmmmm :twisted: )
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Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:57 pm

black bart wrote:Anyone know where ye can get hold o edible weevils?


YArrrr...

I saw a few things in Japan that would raise yer eyebrows, but weevils didn't get a look-in over there.

Needless to say, Oi nearly starved while Oi wuz there!
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:58 am

Arroha, DaveL..yarr, oi sees yez avvie bee a bit less..uh..pneumatic as welle..best ye gette back onna SPAM/Vegemite/VB diet soonest, mah bruddah! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Fri May 21, 2010 6:00 am

Justin Weev-ber
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart on Fri May 21, 2010 6:16 am

I wonder what old Dan (dat haole dude) is up to these days he was a great guy...

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Sun May 23, 2010 5:01 am

One day we-vil find out
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun May 23, 2010 5:04 am

Vot is your name? Vot is your name? We vill keep asking until you tell us.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby daftbeaker on Sun May 23, 2010 1:37 pm

That was a weevilly bad pun :moon:
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DavidH on Sun May 23, 2010 2:43 pm

Weevil not be amused. Queen Victoria.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun May 23, 2010 3:21 pm

Bad puns rule!

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We vill fight in the fields and in the streets,
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart on Mon May 24, 2010 6:41 am

It's weevily weevily sunny today.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon May 24, 2010 9:32 am

Weevils wobble, but they don't fall down.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DavidH on Mon May 24, 2010 10:42 am

As they wobble, they sing "we-vill, weevil not be moved".
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Ham Nox on Mon May 24, 2010 1:19 pm

I'm a weevil noivous. Should I imagine evwyone in theiw undeweaw?
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