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crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby lord potato on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:08 pm

we need to unite and fight to end our mock-dom.

I am sick and tired of parody this mock that. we are real and unless we stand up do something, we will be continued to known as "crazy people".
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:11 pm

The best advice I can give to fight this stigma is to form your own local Pastafarian chapter. Recruit some friends, hang out on Fridays, eat pasta, drink, be merry, have some sermons, maybe. Do charity work, organize parties, etc. Build a community, and all that. It's not as difficult as it might sound.
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby lord potato on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:18 pm

already on it. are any other books beside the gospel?
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:30 pm

The Loose Canon should be coming out this spring, spiritual texts compiled by members of this forum. Once that is out you should have a lot of material for quoting and sermons, though not exactly modern guidelines for starting a local chapter.
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby lord potato on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:36 pm

is there any requirnment on the church building?( my friend who converted me said it must look like half a boat pointing up)
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:56 pm

None whatsoever. We're a completely ground-up, grassroots style religion. You just do your thing, and we'll all link up nationally later on. The half pirate ship sounds like a good idea, though perhaps a little expensive. :cool:
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby Cardinal Fang on Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:58 pm

Bearing in mind that the 6th "I'd Really Rather You Didn't" says:
6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
• Ending Poverty
• Curing Diseases
• Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

I don't think it matters what the building looks like. If it looks like a boat, fine, but if it doesn't - no big.

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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby lord potato on Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:08 pm

also keep in mind that currency does inflate over time.

example : 50 years ago $1000=$100000 today
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby lord potato on Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:19 pm

the reason we still got mock over our heads we are a big jumbled mess and if we organize mock will vanish in a puff of smoke.
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby MonkeysInACan on Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:39 am

lord potato wrote:also keep in mind that currency does inflate over time.

example : 50 years ago $1000=$100000 today

Wrong! The FSM saw this inflation coming and expected us to build all the churches before it got too expensive.
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:39 pm

MonkeysInACan wrote: Wrong! The FSM saw this inflation coming and expected us to build all the churches before it got too expensive.

UNLESS... HE saw all this coming and was really rather hoping we would all
• End Poverty
• Cure Diseases
• Live In Peace, Love With Passion, and Lower The Cost Of Cable
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby KC Observer on Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:35 pm

Does anyone really want to become like the stone cold, moon munching, toys in the attic, bats in the belfry, loony, bat-shit crazy scientologists? Not I. Now, would I like the serious cash that they're pulling in *extorting* from their members? Yes, but not the way that they obtain it. And, again, to the points made above...

• End Poverty
• Cure Diseases
• Live In Peace, Love With Passion, and Lower The Cost Of Cable

As Pope I endorse these things over the others.
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby rock.pasta on Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:21 pm

Respectfully, reverently suggesting that MeetUp might be perfect for forming local groups.

http://www.meetup.com/



Yours in the yolks of egg noodles,

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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby Enginseer on Sun May 16, 2010 10:59 am

I think we need to point out the fact that strippers and beer where divine creations of the noodle. As was everything else, yet these are the things he recognizes as particularly important to all human beings.

Like sure your god invented morality but ours gave us beer, who could argue with that?
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Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Postby KC Observer on Wed May 19, 2010 3:02 pm

Enginseer wrote:I think we need to point out the fact that strippers and beer where divine creations of the noodle. As was everything else, yet these are the things he recognizes as particularly important to all human beings.

Like sure your god invented morality but ours gave us beer, who could argue with that?


And the beer, along with the strippers, was given to us to help to forget about that *morality* thing.
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