The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby DaveL on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:55 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Tea! Bring me a kettle of black tea! I require stimulants!


Ok matey, which one would ye like first? I'd probably start with the crystal meth, followed by a spot of darjeeling meself.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:55 am

Oi jest be droppin by t'put a Capn's Deloight wiv a Brasso chaser on NefYoo's tabbe, fer that "Roland" blaggart.


An oi spose oi cood 'ave one woile oi be 'ere an awl, jest t'be a loyill customer! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby bacon on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:41 pm

Me ship be leavin' port this eve'ing fer sum adventurin'. Oi be needin' sum grog for me crew an' x-tra vittles for Anchor Joe. Last toime we sailed he ate all of me ship's dog's food. Poor thing wound up killin' me cabin boy for nourishment (Joe that is, not me dog). Guess Oi be needin' a new cabin boy as well.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon May 03, 2010 4:17 pm

Arrggghhh, thank ye fer thee drink PoN. That be burnin' me all thee way down. an' all the way out!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 03, 2010 11:22 pm

Yer welcome.

An wait til ye trye thee cone-yak in this pubbe! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue May 04, 2010 6:11 am

I didn't heven know thee Benbow had Cone yak...I'll ave ta get me crew ta rob thee cell...er...get me crew ta degustate.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Arabella on Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:37 am

Argggh, the cabbie what took me from shore drove me to this place and it looks as if it be closed down!

After me epic warfare battles and afterwards talks of me sweater-knitting projects for me relations, I be exhausted.

So, I


*knocks on the door very politely*

*repeats loud banging and swearing but not notty*

*then I ask me crew to wake up the manager and his crew since it be early yet, according to some*

Ah, *kicks Black Bart to wake him up*

*plugs in Roy's hat so his brain is working*

*etc*

A great place for chit chat? :)
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:32 pm

'Ave a cone-yak wif me an lay orf maykin awl thee racket! Sum ov us as got hangovers, and sum ov us be tryin t'get wun.


Oi put hit on Errol Finn's tabbe...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:32 am

One o these days Errol is going ta come back an he aint goin ta be appy when he sees thee size o his tab...there were always rumours that he had a big one.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:29 pm

i coman ya ta fetch me sum choclit milk !
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:33 am

Arrgh who let im in...children be honllee alowd in thee Garden...(luckilee the Benbow aint got a garden).
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:08 pm

YARRRRRGGGH!

Oi! Bartender! :fsm_yarr:

Oi sais, 'ave ennybody else notissed that Bartender starts wif "Bart"?
Yarrrgh, but Bart Industries 'as got its hooks hinto evverfing!


Set up a round of Cap'ns Deloights wiv Brasso chasers, or grogs, or cone-yaks, or wotevver they wunts, an put hit awl on thee tabbe ov Detective Turtleholmes, that cheeky jung lubber!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:29 am

Yarrgh wot be longer than thee sum length of all o Drake's voyages?

Ans: Detective Turtleholmes's bar tab!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:00 pm

Hin that case, Oi'll be addin' me next drink! :drinking: Cheers, DTH me ladde!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:39 am

ummmmmmmmmmm
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i wahn a pitchur ov kreem sodur !
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fank ye ye wekum
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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