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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:59 am

The Supreme Soviet's long-term economic plan, 1988 - 2008.

"Arf!"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:37 am

The great renaissance artist Fra Angelico's mother speaking backwards whilst telling him his dinner's ready?

I don't what it is but it's winning!

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:19 am

David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck :shocked:

But if you increase taxes the rich people will leave.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:35 am

daftbeaker wrote:David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck :shocked:



(That's going to give me a frickin nightmare :shocked: )

I'm, like, feeling something. Are you aware of Garfield.

how am I gonna survive without you?

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:56 pm

daftbeaker wrote:David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck :shocked:

But if you increase taxes the rich people will leave.


Teh conniving homeless people believed to have no purpose in life other than to take free unemployment money from the government who gets it from all the innocent, hard-working billionaires.



For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:24 pm

Ham Nox wrote:

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.



Texaco's slogan for their TV ads this holiday season.


"I would certainly call this a feather in my cap."

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:29 pm

MEEEEEE!!!

Hi got a fevver in mee jyint hatte cos ets me BUFFDEE!!!
:furious: :idea: :drunk: :idea: :furious:


Fank ye, ye welkum, ye notty, ye ban

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon May 03, 2010 11:00 am

Whatever, Nef Yoo.

Four score and seven years ago.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Mon May 03, 2010 2:07 pm

My last 'inbox' cell text message header.


"Just give 'em a short sharp shock, and they won't do it again..."

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox » Mon May 03, 2010 7:04 pm

Behaviorists on homosexuality :furious:

"I give you one dollah"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Wed May 12, 2010 1:19 pm

Ham Nox wrote:Behaviorists on homosexuality :furious:

"I give you one dollah"



Roy hunter, responding to Vietnamese prostitute's offer of "five dollah, fickee-fickee sailah boy, me lov you lohn' tahm."


"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush-in the bush-in the bush.."

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Thu May 13, 2010 8:22 am

Ken Worley speaking in his cave deep in the Black Hills of Dakota (hence the echo) whilst realising that his fantasies about Cap can rest if he can just grab a good hold on this cave aardvark.

"Such a day, rum all out"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:45 pm

The fire chief after extinguishing the fire at the distillery.

That's what it's for.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:52 pm

Black Bart on his wedding night.

No, no, no. It doesn't go in there.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:33 pm

Black Bart's bride, on their wedding night.(and the 16 consequtive nights thereafter.)
Her fault, for wedding such a 'worldly' man as bb. (or perhaps such an incompetent lover, we don't know.)

"A kinky person may employ a feather in their love-play....a pervert might use the entire chicken.".


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