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Postby black bart on Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:29 am

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Most terrible was thee gyant parrrot, wiv red glowin eyes and claws loik Cap'n Cronan's hook...Nef Yo screamed and...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:43 am

...juss then a frenly jyint eagle cum an rescue him an his faifull cumpanyun Samwise Gamgee, an flyed orf wiff them towards...
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:46 am

...thee Tolkien Themed Amusement Park:

Gollum Land...

whereupon Nef Yoo had an icecream in a cone shaped like a ...
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:58 pm

...peetzer...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:46 pm

NOOOO!!! Buffdee cayke! Hi coman yer brung me buffdee cake!
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Postby Calico Jack on Fri May 07, 2010 8:41 am

Just then the most beautiful and World's smartest parrot, swoops in and steals Nef Yoo's lolly while.......
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri May 07, 2010 5:43 pm

Calico Jack looked on, helpless and jealous.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu May 13, 2010 6:22 pm

YUP! cos jack be a silly burdy an' he poops all ober tha
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Postby black bart on Fri May 14, 2010 5:45 am

...President o Jamaica who clenches his fist and says...
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Postby TwistedSister on Fri May 14, 2010 11:24 am

"Pull my finger" while..........
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Postby Ham Nox on Fri May 14, 2010 3:22 pm

high on nitrous oxide...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby daftbeaker on Thu May 20, 2010 8:15 pm

...which was suspiciously red and, as he saw the Bart Industries sticker on the tank, realised he was breathing NO2 and would be dead within a week.

Fortunately Nelson Mandela was walking past and...
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Postby Roland Deschain on Fri May 21, 2010 4:43 am

...attacked Nigeria's cutest...

10 points to the person who gets the subtle hidden reference to Nelson Mandela above.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Fri May 21, 2010 5:36 am

Did you say:Nelson Mandella
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:11 pm

ummm
i wuz gunna wite sumfing
in me booke but
i haffa go bak ta tha bilj fur suppur
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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