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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:53 am

Me when Thatcher kicks the bucket.

If you can't be with the one you love - love the one your with

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:37 am

? wrote:
If you can't be with the one you love - love the one your with



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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:25 pm

ken worley wrote:
? wrote:
If you can't be with the one you love - love the one your with



Needlepoint sampler on the wall of the metal shop, Dannemora federal penitentiary.


(Ok, I found it. *blows dust off post and quote*.)

"I tell them there's no problem...Only solutions."



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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:33 am

The 'wide boy' who sold the new server to Bobby and Cap...laughing all the way to the bank.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:21 pm

Homeopathy expert on books about Homeopathic remedies, the only kind of medicine worth reading about. :facepalm:

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:43 pm

Prince Philip right before he hired a Renault Clio and drove off into Paris for his 1997 'family break' :evilgrin:

Look, I don't care who started it, shut up!

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:07 pm

Louis Walsh, leaving the panel of The X-Factor.

"We shall bite them... on the features"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:15 pm

BBC Director-General Mark Thompson on the battle with Sky News.

How was I supposed to know that would happen?

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:44 pm

The psychic after the spirit of the dead ACTUALLY SHOWED UP.

This is a triumph.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:52 pm

A salesman in a British bike shop when a customer asked what make one of the bikes was.

No, sir, you do not insert it there.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:31 pm

The editor of Playbilge to one Bartholomew Black.

Look, it was like that when I got here.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:50 pm

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"Can you tell what it is yet?"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:24 pm

My Mother.

I am never wrong.

(in her mind only)

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:43 pm

TS after reiterating that nothing apocalyptic was about to happen when changing Nef Yoo's diaper.

We will fight for the cheeses,
We shall fight for the cheese knife,
We shall fight on the cutting boards,
We shall fight in the dairy;
We shall never surrender.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:15 am

The Duke of Somerset Brie in debate against The Earl of Derby.



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