Meet the crew

[pieces o'nine]

An ye calls yerself a Merkin.

[black bart]

She be wearin' a wig! Oi dun kow 'bout the rest of ye, but that doesn't quite do it fer me.

Ye be comin from Virginia ye daft bint...that's named arter good Queen Bess...thee Virgin ( ) Queen.

[DaveL]

This is Mini Fifi. Cute and compact, she can fit in yer suitcase, so ye can pack her away on a long voyage.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

She be wearin' a wig! Oi dun kow 'bout the rest of ye, but that doesn't quite do it fer me.

Ye be comin from Virginia ye daft bint...that's named arter good Queen Bess...thee Virgin ( ) Queen.

Yarr, all that be meanin' is she ain't no mans property, and as such be eligible fer sacrifice t' sup'rnatural powers.

[black bart]

Arrrgh...me shyppe's carpenter 'Ikea Jim' went all shy on me an refused ta be painted for thee thread...so here be a couple o luverlee Queen Anne chairs wot he knocked up fer me cabin:



I can't seem ta get thee mysterious 'Arrrrghos' label scraped of their bottoms.

[black bart]

Small John Silver:



He hides under thee tables at the Admiral Benbow and looks up wenches skirts.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Looks like 'is hat is half the trubble gettin' under the table.

[Errol_Fin]

Hello I'm Errol and I'm here to eat any of your unwanted crew members.

[TwistedSister]

Hello I'm Errol and I'm here to eat any of your unwanted crew members.

Have at him!

[pieces o'nine]

Hello I'm Errol and I'm here to eat any of your unwanted crew members.

This cleerly be faults hadvertoizin. Ye've bin haxed t'tayke out NefYoo but 'e still be runnin about, causin' toxic clouds an such.

[black bart]

Arrgh don't set thee sharks on me...I already has enuff trubble wiv thee crocs:

[Ham Nox]

Crocs? Do mean like this:


And they make boots:

I don't care how comfortable they are. They look completely idiotic, and not just because it's Bush wearing them.

[black bart]

I ope I never see any Pyrate brethren wearin them!!!!

[DaveL]

Yarrrr...

I'm thinkin' Playbilge Men o Watercraft calendar...naked pirate...wearing croc boots...

It's got Mr November written all over it.

Any takers lads?

[Ham Nox]

Yarrrr...

I'm thinkin' Playbilge Men o Watercraft calendar...naked pirate...wearing croc boots...

It's got Mr November written all over it.

Any takers lads?

I love it. I might even volunteer some pix of my own to see that