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Re: "That's What She Said"
by black bart on Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:53 am
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:37 am
? wrote:
If you can't be with the one you love - love the one your with
Needlepoint sampler on the wall of the metal shop, Dannemora federal penitentiary.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by ken worley on Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:25 pm
ken worley wrote:? wrote:
If you can't be with the one you love - love the one your with
Needlepoint sampler on the wall of the metal shop, Dannemora federal penitentiary.
(Ok, I found it. *blows dust off post and quote*.)
"I tell them there's no problem...Only solutions."
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by black bart on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:33 am
The 'wide boy' who sold the new server to Bobby and Cap...laughing all the way to the bank.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Ham Nox on Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:21 pm
Homeopathy expert on books about Homeopathic remedies, the only kind of medicine worth reading about. 
"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by daftbeaker on Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:43 pm
Prince Philip right before he hired a Renault Clio and drove off into Paris for his 1997 'family break' 
Look, I don't care who started it, shut up!
Look, I don't care who started it, shut up!
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:07 pm
Louis Walsh, leaving the panel of The X-Factor.
"We shall bite them... on the features"
"We shall bite them... on the features"
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by daftbeaker on Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:15 pm
BBC Director-General Mark Thompson on the battle with Sky News.
How was I supposed to know that would happen?
How was I supposed to know that would happen?
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Ubi Dubius on Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:44 pm
The psychic after the spirit of the dead ACTUALLY SHOWED UP.
This is a triumph.
This is a triumph.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Roland Deschain on Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:52 pm
A salesman in a British bike shop when a customer asked what make one of the bikes was.
No, sir, you do not insert it there.
No, sir, you do not insert it there.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by daftbeaker on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:31 pm
The editor of Playbilge to one Bartholomew Black.
Look, it was like that when I got here.
Look, it was like that when I got here.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:50 pm
The doorman at No. 10 Downing Street to Nick Clegg, on the morning of May 7th.
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by TwistedSister on Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:24 pm
My Mother.
I am never wrong.
(in her mind only)
I am never wrong.
(in her mind only)
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by Roland Deschain on Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:43 pm
TS after reiterating that nothing apocalyptic was about to happen when changing Nef Yoo's diaper.
We will fight for the cheeses,
We shall fight for the cheese knife,
We shall fight on the cutting boards,
We shall fight in the dairy;
We shall never surrender.
We will fight for the cheeses,
We shall fight for the cheese knife,
We shall fight on the cutting boards,
We shall fight in the dairy;
We shall never surrender.
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Re: "That's What She Said"
by pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:15 am
The Duke of Somerset Brie in debate against The Earl of Derby.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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