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Most o' me tale were written while oi be sleep deproived, ter capture thee authenticity o' it.
pieces o'nine wrote:Me croo be on thee hedges ov theyre hamucks, Bart!
Mr. Caxton: Oh, Captain Black Bart, why are you not writing? - Sons, allow me to present this old pyrate to you as a very undesirable client. You cannot refuse to write, I am sure, when so much publishing weight is before you.
black bart: Yarrrgh, Sirs, oi has not thee leaste hintenshun ov wroitin. Pleese don' hasoome that oi moved this way t'beg fer moor hadvance dubloons.
Mr. Caxton & Sons: I would be very happy if you'd do me the honour of completing Part thee Forth, Captain Black Bart.
black bart: Fank ye, ye welkum, but... oi be ... not hincloined ter wroite.