New names for paint colours

[black bart]

I've pinched this idea from Adam and Joe's blog because some of the suggestions really made me laugh and I wondered what the inventive people from the discussion board would come up with.

Come up with an original name for a paint colour, or even your own range of colours eg here's my Bart Industry Range for the home and office:

Poop Deck Brown
Gyant Lolly (a sort of off pink) - and then you could say: 'It could do with a lick of Gyant Lolly
Calico Jack Black
Mother of Earl (similar to Mother of Pearl but darker)
Gordon Brown
Spanyard's Gizzards (red)
Global Warming Orange

[Roland Deschain]

I could do with a lick of gyant lolly.

Kraken's Tongue - A deep purple.
Bertha's Fold - A mouldy green.

[TwistedSister]

Cookie crumb- light brown
Double Kitty Gray- two toned gray
Twisty's Wrath- deep red

[PKMKII]

Long Island Guido - nuclear orange

[Roy Hunter]

Scottish suntan - a very pale blue.

[pieces o'nine]

Gang Green - wot the croo looks loike, around thee gilles, arfter a storm.

[black bart]

Croissant - a browny beige which peels off really easily and leaves flakes all over the floor.

[daftbeaker]

I have to say I'm disappointed at the lack of toilet humour in this thread

[black bart]

Ear-Banana - Yellow with a hint of waxy brown.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

I have to say I'm disappointed at the lack of toilet humour in this thread

Roid red - a shiny dark purple

[Ubi Dubium]

I have to say I'm disappointed at the lack of toilet humour in this thread

NefYoo's Diaper. Actual color varies, depending on what Bart put in the fish ead stoo that day.

(fixed)

[TwistedSister]

Boredom Blue

[bacon]

bacon - reddish-brown - only comes in oil based variety

[Arabella]

Lily Liver (white)

Prionk (prion-inducing shade of pink, now seen year round in most malls)

Blague (boldface alternative, an intensifying hue added most often to internet blog headlines)

Limeoleum (greenish hue typical of bottled margarita pre-mixes)

Violentz (a lilac or lavender color, typically seen in the Epic Battle thread lol)

[black bart]

Well done Arabella...I liked this thread...

Nunnery Grey.