by Arkaeon on Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:10 pm
Ok, I’m going to run all this through The Wholly And Significant Numberisticator ‘n’ Temporalizer (TWASN’T). This machine has been programmed with the obscurities and maturities; the verities and parities; the wasted, basted, ideation of creation; from the beginning of the grinning to ending of the spending; powered and flowered with the rhyme of time, the sauce of the boss, and held together by the lasting cement of the universal constant.
(Universal Constant: (C6.H12.O6) --> 2(C.O2) + 2(C2.H5.OH)
Having spent some time studying the works of certain theological numerologists of the past and recent present, we should be able to get the TWASN’T to produce a sufficiently self-entangled rationalization for whatever the Frakking Somnambulant Manifestation we want. Furthermore, this process should allow us to incorporate (or just plain rip off) whatever elements of whatever incidental events we want. That’s what numerology is all about. This will take a little time, but not as long as it took it to come up with that stupid Ultimate Question, I promise.
[Hyperstrands Engaged]
Please stand by.... and “STAND BACK! I’M GOING TO TRY SCIENCE!”
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai