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Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:17 am

In this thread you can introduce us to your most interesting crew members.

Hi, I'm Captain Bart and I'd like you to meet Seaman Jim Kirkpatrick better known as Grapeshot Jim. He's a hero on the ship because he once caught a cannon ball meant for the Arsenal and saved the ship:

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Next month we be hopin ta present to ye: Shark Bait Benjamin...if we can sew him back tagether in toim.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:25 am

This be John McTaggart and most o' Bob McGrew. Two o' the fiercest pirates ever to adorn me crew!

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:08 am

Bob McGrew...he certainlee grew matey!

Hunloik John McTaggart...they makes a foine pair o nasties!

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:40 pm

This here's Johnny Trim, he's the ship's barber.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby DaveL » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:43 pm

YArrrr...

This is Midshipman Matsui (or is that Miss April??), docking her vessel after a few incidents on the high seas in the Antarctic.

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Whoops, wrong thread.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:39 am

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"Two-Faced Tobias" -- Quartermaster aboard thee Mad Moggies Revenge



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This be Higgs, arrrgh bis'n. :haha:
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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:58 am

pieces o'nine wrote:This be Higgs, arrrgh bis'n. :haha:

Oi been goin' round in circles lookin' fer 'im! Where'd ye find 'im?

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby DaveL » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:16 am

Yarrr... No more bison jokes or ye'll get put in the stocks by someone who refuses to frequent Pirates.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:26 am

O course mateys Brenda McTavish, pictured below, is an honorary crew member. We can always use her as a lifeboat if thee ship sinks.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:36 pm

Me first mate. He done batted his eye-patch under the couch.
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Re: Meet the crew

Postby bacon » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:25 pm

This here be two o' me crew on Th' Grease Stain: Ma & Pa Cuttle. Pa thar lost his hand in a tragic accident when he wrestled wi' two great white sharks. Ma cooked them two up good tho. Leftovers lasted fer a fortnight.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:42 pm

This 'ere be Snake Plissken, 'e mostly gets catapulted into large city centers wot 'ave been turned into penitentaries fer th' purposes of savin' our cap'n, on th' common occasion o' 'is bein' kidnapped.

Other than that, 'e mostly rides his motorcycle around, kicking people in the face yelling "SNAAAAAKE!!!!!"

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:59 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:This be Higgs, arrrgh bis'n. :haha:

Oi been goin' round in circles lookin' fer 'im! Where'd ye find 'im?

roight 'ere



DaveL wrote:Yarrr... No more bison jokes or ye'll get put in the stocks by someone who refuses to frequent Pirates.
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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Edd » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:20 am

This be thee cabin boy, Chum, aftarr an unn-forr-chew-net game uv bobbin fer fish heads.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:59 am

Edd wrote:This be thee cabin boy, Chum, aftarr an unn-forr-chew-net game uv bobbin fer fish heads.

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Arf arf arf...I neerlee chocked on me grog!

I be hopin ta post a piktur o thee Cabin Boy from thee Big Brenda...but we aint set eyes on him since he got a Nintendo Weeeee fer xmas.


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