The Captain's Log

[black bart]

Capn's Log Yarr date 12 3 76

Arrgh...anuvver crew member drank is own urine an went mad.

Tossed im over board wiv thee used Fish Heads.

[Edd]

Furs Mate's Log 12 3 76

I feer Capn Bart's gonne mad...he'z throwinn fish heads ovverbord!

[Iamtoo]

Capn's Log Yarr date 12 3 76

Arrgh...anuvver crew member drank is own urine an went mad.

Tossed im over board wiv thee used Fish Heads.

Thanks for giving me back my shark brains Bart

[DaveL]

15.3.1710

Yarrrr...

Folks in the Port of Rotterdam has gone have gone mad ravin' loopy. Keep talkin about weird stuff involvin' sharks brains, nazi informants and pattern searching for skin.

I've told the crew not to go to the taverns, as there appears to be a bit of drink spikin goin' on.

[black bart]

Capn's Log Yarr date 15 3 76

Arrgh...now I knows wot they means by 'a flyin Dutchman'.

[DaveL]

7.4.1710

Had trubbles when me missus went all sour on me.

Me trip to the fish markets was a ragin' sucess, and Oi picked meself up some delightful haddock for me an the lads. Problem was me missus had sent me orf to the shops to get milk in me finest shirt.

When Oi came back smellin like sumthin Bart uses in his cooking and wif no milk, she took the broom to me. Now Oi be on laundry duty for the next week.

Well Oi may be the commander of several dozen scumbags when Oi be on the water, but when O'im on land, Oi get treated like a cabin boy.

Only 17 days until me next voyage.

Bring it!!

[Roland Deschain]

Captain's Log

Seadate: 83294.76

Oi foinally went out ter sea wiv the lads. Me missus wasn't 'appy ter see me go, as oi'd been 'er general dog's body fer me weeks on land an' this meant she now 'ad to do it all boi 'erself. Oi left Nef Yoo the cabin boy wiv 'er to keep 'er company. At least she won't be bored now. It's been a week since then. Oi wonder 'ow she's doin' wiv 'im?

Thee trip 'as been mostly uneventful up ter now. We've seen a whale, which made a foine meal last night, and shall continue ter do so fer the next 6 weeks, although oi know we'll all be bored of it by then. It beats thee fish 'ead stew though. Thee most hexciting thing wot 'appened was Dave gettin' 'is pegleg stuck in a knot'ole on the deck. That were very funny, an' 'e were fuming fer hours. When we 'ad stopped laughin', we 'ad ter tow 'im be'ind thar ship fer a few moiles ter cheer 'im up a bit, although 'e didn't loike the sharks followin' us. Can't think why. I thought 'ed be hexcited by that. Oh well. There be no pleasin' some peoples.

[DaveL]

Yarrrrr...

Thanks Roland, relatively speaking, that was far more enjoyable than laundry duty.

[black bart]

Capn's Log Yarr date 8 4 76

Arrgh...After a lot o trubble wiv scurvy an thee loik I has drafted up a set o new Pyrate Articles fer me crew...No 1 bein:

All crew members must get his 5 a day...

Sommat tells me thee crew ave not hinterpertated this article correctly...thee cabin boy be lookin more worn out than hever!

[black bart]

Capn's Log Yarr date April 76

Wots appened ta thee Pyrate board these days?...it be overrun wiv kids, parrots and doggies goin Arf!

[Calico Jack]

Arf! Arf!

Furs pos.

ACK!! BRING ME YER WIMMINS!

[Ham Nox]

Captain's Log date April 29

Somun filed an anon'mus complaynt of sexism agaynst Jack yesternite. Got to wunder wher they thinks thar goin' with this.. S'not like they can file a lawsuit 'gainst the durn parrit.

[DaveL]

Capn's Log Yarr date April 76

Wots appened ta thee Pyrate board these days?...it be overrun wiv kids, parrots and doggies goin Arf!

30.4.1710

YArrr...

Portsmouth over run with animals. Records inform me, it all started when Tiddles showed up - it unleashed a furry plague.

It's the curse of Tiddles!!

[Roland Deschain]

Captain's Log

Seadate: 83345.76

After six months at sea, we came back ter see thee devastayshun wrought by thee cat, Tiddles. Thee problem wi' thee hinfestashern o' aminals may 'ave a serlooshern, as we fink we 'ave found thee ultimate cause. Nef Yoo hintrerduced the cat named Tiddles to thee town, an' it were after this that thee problems began. We fink that the cabin boy Nef Yoo be controllin' Tiddles, so by takin' 'im out, the problem will be easier ter solve. We 'ave planned a full frontal assault on 'is fortress strong'old fer 12pm termorrer. Don't wan' ter get up too early. Aaarrrgghhh!

[TwistedSister]

Captain's Log

Seadate: 83345.76

After six months at sea, we came back ter see thee devastayshun wrought by thee cat, Tiddles. Thee problem wi' thee hinfestashern o' aminals may 'ave a serlooshern, as we fink we 'ave found thee ultimate cause. Nef Yoo hintrerduced the cat named Tiddles to thee town, an' it were after this that thee problems began. We fink that the cabin boy Nef Yoo be controllin' Tiddles, so by takin' 'im out, the problem will be easier ter solve. We 'ave planned a full frontal assault on 'is fortress strong'old fer 12pm termorrer. Don't wan' ter get up too early. Aaarrrgghhh!

This coming from a purple rabbit.
hisssssss!