Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:05 pm

Fishstewpot: oi were 'opin fer sumfink moor loike a Spanyerd. 'As ye enny Spanyerds in yer were'ouse/bilges?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:36 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Fishstewpot: oi were 'opin fer sumfink moor loike a Spanyerd. 'As ye enny Spanyerds in yer were'ouse/bilges?


Spanyerds?...they be nuffin but trubble...that Julio Iglesias be a worse singer than Nef Yoo! :shocked:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:52 pm

Fishstewpot: oi seas yer dryvin a 'arrrrghd barrrghin. Wot 'ave ye got in Aztecs then?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Errol_Fin on Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:09 am

Unlikely as it may seem...I've got an Aztec in my tummy...his name is: Monteconsumeda... :lol:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:25 am

Aztecs! Oh no Eroll...I hope ye haven't got my Mummy in yer Tummy! :shocked:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:03 pm

Is he related to Walktheplanktyl?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:54 pm

DaveL wrote:Is he related to Walktheplankton?


Just don't get all up in 'is krill.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:16 am

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For sale: Luverlee sets o hand made false teeth:

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carved from thee best renewable sourced material (spare poop deck planks)

these teeth will make thee wenches swoon when ye smiles at them...at least I think they were swooning when I tried me own pair out at thee annual Pirate's Ball.

Hurry up and buy whilst stocks last.

From 50 Cronan a pair...varnished extra 20 Cronan.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:38 am

YArrrrr...

Oi be buyin a pair of those bejweled braces Barty. They be a fine status symbol!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Errol_Fin on Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:36 am

Dear fishstewpot

I am writing to leave you BAD FEEDBACK for thee false teeth wot you sent me... :furious:

I could onlee afford thee 'unvarnished' set and now I"ve got a mouth full of Poop Deck Splinters!!!!!!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:00 am

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Complete do it yerself Pirate outfit

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Onlee 5000 Cronans.

(not thee same as thee one wot came free wiv PlayBilge...much higher kwalitee...honest loik).
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:38 am

Seller: Something Fishy
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Cod Piece

Notes: YArrrrr...Havin' trubbles getting the ladies to pay you attention? Why not whack one of these down your trousers?

This large creature of the deep will have your attention shifted to yer nether region in no toime. Just watch yer crew's eny durin yer next on board inspection.

Loads of fun fer you and yer lady friend. Just make sure ye remove the hook first!

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Rod Hire + Bait = 30 Cronans
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:07 am

Arrgh...does ye do hairy Pogo Sticks as well?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:18 am

Seller: Ben Dover
Feedback: Youse are all bannanas
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Utility Bike Rack and Handy Holder

Notes: YArrr...

Are ye having trubbles riding yer new fangled two-wheeled invention around town?

Can't find anywhere to park?

Not enough hands to hold your ever expanding loot!

Well this magnificent four-footed friend will put your problems "behind" you.

Just one gesture from yer cutlass and this little fella will stop frozen, exactly where ye tell him to, stayin put 'til ye return from yer shoppin' at Portsmouth Mega Mart.

Use him to hold your coin purse, as ye rifle through yer pockets looking for yer loose change.

Watch him wield that breakfast spoon!!

Watch him swing that forehand down the line!!

This handy little critter was trained at the Port O'Spain Institute of Bodily Versatility.
So who needs a Swiss Army Cutlass, when ye can have one of these.

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Buy one today!!

COST: 50 Cronans (Bananas not supplied)
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:10 am

Blimey...the last toim I saw a bottom that red was when...

ahem...no...er...nothing. :blush:
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