da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

[Ham Nox]

Nef Yoo needs attention!!!! *awkwardly long glomp*

[Roland Deschain]

Unfortunately, thee dreaded pirates were herloocinatin', an' thar moon were without an atmosfear.

Just as thee dreade pirates' heds were aboot to hexplode...

[pieces o'nine]

...sumwun helpfully shrunk 'em, enuff t'get theyre fishbowls back on...

[black bart]

...which was fortunate because at that very moment, Mercury was in alignment with Uranus causing a...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

big shiny fart !

ha ha

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pieces o'nine]

^ Oi thought we 'ad established that theyre *weren't* no atmos-feare?

Thee book ov thee Dreddid NefYoo BlackBeard be starrrtin t'confyuse me, loike.

[daftbeaker]

^ Oi thought we 'ad established that theyre *weren't* no atmos-feare?

Arr, it be a fart in a spacesuit what would hend up in the fishbowl.

[Errol_Fin]

Why can't you scientific types stick to thee plot!!!

Suddenlee the whole lot o them were caught in a time vortex wot sent em back to 1485...

[Roland Deschain]

...so they sailed to the caribbean, only to discover that the American continent was still being ruled by the native-born peoples...

[black bart]

...Monty Zuma's Great Great Grandfather was an odd sort of chap...before breakfast he insisted on having a...

[pieces o'nine]

... Hot Cocoa & a Danish ...

[black bart]

...Danish Conquistador lightly roasted on a bed of pak choi followed by a quick jog up the...

[pieces o'nine]

...takeaway...

[Roland Deschain]

...for Captain Cook's favourite dish...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

...for Captain Cook IS thee favourite dish...

...fer thee locals. They likes a noice soup made wiff a captin, but yer oan-lee wants the one beecoz too menny cooks spoil...