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Make a Caption Version 9.0...

Postby ken worley on Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:12 pm

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Re: Make a Caption Version 9.0...

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:43 pm

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Postby Rainswept on Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:57 pm

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This rule only applies to people without necks.
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Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:32 pm

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Re: Make a Caption Version 9.0...

Postby ken worley on Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:05 am

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Lake Owned By Methodist Church of Greensboro


...Swimming by permission only. Passes available from 9am to 11 am
Sundays, by requesting from Pastor Barth, during services.
Methodist church members enjoy first use of lake, but all faiths are welcome.
...even baptists.
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Postby Iamtoo on Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:03 am

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Re: Make a Caption Version 9.0...

Postby Rainswept on Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:19 am

ken worley wrote:Lake Owned By Methodist Church of Greensboro


Oh it had to be Greensboro lol. Which of the like 109 Methodist churches, tho?
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Postby bacon on Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:44 am

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Re: Make a Caption Version 9.0...

Postby Rainswept on Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:06 pm

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And stay off the wavy floor.
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Re: Make a Caption Version 9.0...

Postby ken worley on Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:56 pm

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Religious miracles forbidden at all municipal reservoirs, aqueducts, lakes, pools, and bathhouses.[/size]
-Roman Empirical revised decree, sec. 13-235 paragraph 3, subsection 22.













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@ rs...I picked a southern-sounding town name at random...picturing po. 2000 or so, two churches...probably right across street from each other...a sleepy feeling of constant, polite, seething hatred and intolerance...with a smile.
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Re: Make a Caption Version 9.0...

Postby Rainswept on Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:26 pm

Greensboro is more like 70,000 than 2,000. Very religious area tho, I'd say the most famous Greensboro resident is Orson Scott Card, who is not only very religious, but set part of his Ender's Game (Great book btw) series in Greensboro.
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Postby Ham Nox on Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:03 pm

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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:30 am

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Postby AFTERGLOW on Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:23 pm

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