Sartorial Splendor Thread!

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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:23 pm

black bart wrote:Harrgh...Ham Nox be lookin jus roight in thee Galley there...stop loiterin about an stir thee Fish Head Stew wench! :wink:


What, because a wench's proper place is always in the kitchen?

Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:20 pm

Off with his parrot I say!!!!
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:13 pm

Ham Nox wrote:Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! Image
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:02 pm

Oh, repression eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By violence inherent in the system. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. Listen, repressin' women lyin' in forums is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical posting ceremony.
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:04 pm

Bloody pirate.
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:28 am

Yer foolin' yerself! We're livin hin a dick tater ship. A self-perpetchewatin autocracy hin witch thee deck swabs 'ave no class.

As fer straynge wimmin lyin hin ponds, if yer hex specktin 'em to tell thee troof frum thee briny deepes, yer wun coconut shy ov a moigrayshun.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:06 am

Ham Nox wrote:

What, because a wench's proper place is always in the kitchen?


Alroight matey ye jus take a seat an rest yer peg leg whilst I put thee Stew on...now where did I put me jar o fresh Weevils?
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:05 pm

black bart wrote:
Ham Nox wrote:What, because a wench's proper place is always in the kitchen?

Alroight matey ye jus take a seat an rest yer peg leg whilst I put thee Stew on...now where did I put me jar o fresh Weevils?


. . . I've just doomed us all, haven't I?
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby black bart on Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:52 am

Arrr...It be alroight Hammy baby...I remembered I left me jar o Weevils in the Admiral Benbow privvy last Friday Night...I got thee munchies after a big session wiv thee lads.
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:49 pm

I just got back from an after school photo shoot for the yearbook of my friends and I in all our steampunk piratical glory. Not sure when I'll have access to any of the photos, might actually be quite a while.

But I will surely post them here, so you may bask. BASK, I SAY!
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby Ham Nox on Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:19 am

YES SIR!!
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Question, where does ye draw the line between rightfully stolen royal navy finery and true pirate regalia? Is a sailor's life in even the smallest way a substitute for the pirate way? They're both on the high seas, at least.
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:21 am

I have new gloves for the winter!

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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:30 am

They'll be great for Halloween too Tig!!!!!
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby Puppys on Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:59 pm

Ah, the only photo I 'ave of me in any sort of pirate regalia be from a Halloween a few years back; I've outgrown most of the costume parts. I put it together from various thrift store outings; and got the props from Wal-Mart. Poor hat was made of foam, it's torn up by the feisty little kittens we have in the house. Cats. They can't stick to chasing their tails all day *sigh* But I had titled this costume 'character' as "Pirate Puppy".

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Argggh. I still be needin' t find that box so I can wear me torn-up hat around all t' time... And I needa start collectin' more clothes, rebuild my regalia. I wonder if those boots still fit me... *mumble-ramble*

I look so weird in the first two photos. Mayhaps I ate a tad too much candy 'fore they were taken...

On another note, that cutlass actually be a confederate one, not a pirate one. But it looks pirate-y to me, so I just pretend the crossed guns engraved in it are leg bones.
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Re: Sartorial Splendor Thread!

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:02 pm

Attention Scott! Puppys is only 13. That is all :haha:
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