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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:17 pm

black bart wrote:Sir David Attenborough whilst talking from beneath a rampant bull elephant.

"Yes, but not in the south"


Same source, same programme...
(He was, by that point, negotiating with the angry beast.)


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:52 pm

Victoria Beckham, visiting Chicago during the storm season.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubium on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:35 pm

Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:57 pm

President Ernest Bai Koroma of Sierra Leone, requesting a call from his most famous boy soldier.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:57 am

Capellini before she moved to the Deep South?

By bringing cheap tea, bread, and jam,
And also some of Lipton's ham...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:39 am

Former poet laureate Ted Hughes, at his trial for plagiarism.

"Arf! Arf!" *pantpantpantpantpant*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby farfalla on Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:47 am

Milo and Amber, together at last

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:48 pm

-The Kansas School Board

"Double Double, Toil and Trouble!"
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:36 pm

Winston Churchill, before he settled on "Blood, toil, sweat and tears."

Never in the course of human events have so many owed so much to so few.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby fluboe on Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:29 pm

The Rich who inherited it and do nothing with it.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:35 am

George "W" Bush, to Peter Jennings, trying to stall for time after a
tough-to-answer question re: the 9/11-to-Iraqi-invasion conceptual alchemy.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:28 pm

Review of Quentin Tarantino's remake of The Wizard Of Oz.

"I have done... questionable things..."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:15 am

? wrote:
"I have done... questionable things..."



The Riddler, on his deathbed, to commisioner Gordon.


"...Don't tug on Superman's cape."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:34 am

A clause in Clark Kent and Lois Lane's prenuptial contract.

"Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?"
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox on Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:39 pm

George Bush, Barack Obama's use of the word "Nuclear".

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
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