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The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:21 pm

O.k., you ask a question and the next poster answers it incorrectly with a totally bizarre answer.
The more bizarre the better.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby S'presso on Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:04 pm

Sometimes, I like to try and jump into both of my shoes at the same time.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:14 am

Yes, S'presso, it was good for me too :lech:

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:15 am

All you have to do is apologise and the two of you can be friends again... assuming she doesn't find out about the otter.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:22 am

Slide a 0.3mm feeler guage between the camshaft and the rocker, and you should be able to release the spring clip that way.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ken worley on Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:32 am

Both have four legs, a flat, a smooth top surface, and both are full of office supplies.

At least, they do after you staple two ravens together, whale on them with a hammer for a bit, and stuff them full of office supplies.


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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:19 am

Excessive hairiness

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:48 am

Cats like plain crisps.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:31 pm

Trick question; Harry Truman never visited Mongolia, so he couldn't of said whether he preferred sleeping in a traditional yurt or a wigwam.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Edd on Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:08 pm

-40 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:22 pm

Three: the executive; the legislature; and the judiciary.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ken worley on Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:10 pm

Same place as my "Free Pee Wee" t-shirt, I'd bet.


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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:19 pm

Take a left at the airport and continue heading south until you see the pink elephant.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ken worley on Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:35 pm

Cause most people touch it more in the summer.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:48 pm

African or European?

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