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Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby teripie on Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:11 pm

Stolen from : http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=11570
Sure, Tiger's big press confessional might be 10 am (CST), but it'll be 5 o'clock somewhere, right? So for all of our friends in Novoribirsk, grab a few beers, a pint of your favorite liquor, and let's watch some public shaming!

Take a drink: Every time he mentions the word "sorry" or "apologize."
Take two drinks: Every time he uses the phrase "deeply regret."
Take a shot: Every time he starts to tear up.
Take a drink: If he talks about his family.
Take a shot: If he mentions his sponsors at all.

Take TWO shots: At the beginning of the statement if he's standing in front of a giant corporate logo of some kind.
Drink your entire beer: If he mentions returning to golf within the next three months.
Drink your entire bottle of liquor: If he blames this on a horrible sex addiction that he is powerless to stop.

Drink everything in your house, cry, and curse the death of professional golf: If he announces his retirement.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:19 pm

I turned the TV and radio off, and I am avoiding news sites, because I am conflicted about Tiger: I am a rock 'n' roll guy, and while I think he should be contrite about cheating on his wife, he is the most rich and famous golfer on the planet, so he should be able to shag anyone he feels like with complete impunity. Otherwise, what is the point of fame and fortune?

Anyway, the whole shebang has been trailed for days. I am turned off by the morality of the golf world; but I think he has a duty of care to his wife. Not to his fans, or his sponsors, but definitely to his wife.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby PKMKII on Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:24 pm

What's this? A tiger got loose on a golf course?
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby teripie on Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:36 pm

*Hic!*
*Hic!*
*Hic!*
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby teripie on Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:38 pm

NFL and NBA players pack heat and shoot people. Woods gets a little on the side, okay, a lot on the side and it's HUGE news! Knocks everything else off the front page.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:21 pm

that's cuz Tiger's chicks are better looking than NBA/NFL players with guns and bullet wounds.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:52 pm

Sorry, but I could care less about Tiger Woods and I certainly haven't watched his big "apology" on the news.
Besides, Golf is tres boring.
Hope his wife gets a mega cash in on the divorce and his most prized golf clubs so she can practice her swing using his balls.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby PKMKII on Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:49 pm

teripie wrote:NFL and NBA players pack heat and shoot people. Woods gets a little on the side, okay, a lot on the side and it's HUGE news! Knocks everything else off the front page.


But that's exactly why it's news. If an NBA player gets in a gun fight, no surprise. Baseball player caught using steroids? Tell me one I haven't heard. But golf players aren't a group that create a lot of controversy. So when it does happen, it sticks out.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby farfalla on Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:01 am

like a 4 wood....


( :haha: :haha: :haha: -I slay me)
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:56 pm

ummm
i goin' ta tha beech an get me sum wood

i gunna paulish tha wood reel good !
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby bacon on Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:11 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Sorry, but I could care less about Tiger Woods and I certainly haven't watched his big "apology" on the news.
Besides, Golf is tres boring.
Hope his wife gets a mega cash in on the divorce and his most prized golf clubs so she can practice her swing using his balls.


:stupid:
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:44 am

Well, I care so little that I couldn't care less about Tiger Woods or any other sporting celebrity.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:26 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Well, I care so little that I couldn't care less about Tiger Woods or any other sporting celebrity.


Tiger should have a beer with John Terry...they have a lot in common.
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Re: Tiger Woods Drinking Game

Postby black bart on Wed May 12, 2010 8:52 am

I found out why Tiger Woods is such a great golfer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFa51JU3sM&feature=related
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