Complete the Piratey Headline

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Oi thought a sentence was...

...when ye spend toime in gaol/jail
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...sumthin I can never manage, even after poetry lessons
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...sumfin that won't reach completion due to me chronic st st stu stu stuu...
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...yarrr stuff it, kidnap me a speech pathologist immediately!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:39 am

Still Missing: D.T.H !! Last seen wrestling while shantying with some unknown crocodile

Mayor Borat declares Portsmouth Streets are safe for ******* and encourages citizens to get on their *********
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:02 am

Mayor Borat declares Portsmouth Streets are safe for sausage making and encourages citizens to get on their mincers[/quote]

Strange man in other thread not on medications, rambling for no reason. ******* is expected.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:12 am

Strange man in other thread not on medications, rambling for no reason. Scott and Roy's differential diagnosis (like they do in House) is expected.

Bart Industries denies Fish 'Ed Stoo causes Mad Fish Disease. Black Bart says "It's a load of *******".
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:52 am

Bart Industries denies Fish 'Ed Stoo causes Mad Fish Disease. Black Bart says "It's a load of Bilge Water wot accidentally got into thee stew and may be causin side effects such as Madness, Blindness, Green Spots, Boils and a feverish desire to support Motherwell".

Portsmouth Strangler re-appears, victims have been found with a ******* round their necks
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:02 pm

Portsmouth Strangler re-appears, victims have been found with a sausage casing round their necks


Mayor Borat Denounces Current Crime Wave! Blames ******* for Making Unregulated Sausage Casings Available to All
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:23 am

Mayor Borat Denounces Current Crime Wave! Blames Big Ron, sausage maker to thee Queen for Making Unregulated Sausage Casings Available to All

Queen Anne in shock Sausage Incident at Hampton Court, Queen says: "I thought I was feeding a chipolata to the court doggy but it appears it was a ********

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:42 am

Queen Anne in shock Sausage Incident at Hampton Court, Queen says: "I thought I was feeding a chipolata to the court doggy but it appears it was a Big Ron "Rear End Breather" Bratwurst

Big Ron's Rear End Breather Bratwursts make their way to the Royal Courts. A big *********** ********* ********** is expected at the palace this evening.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:37 am

DaveL wrote:Big Ron's Rear End Breather Bratwursts make their way to the Royal Courts. A big Almighty Sausage Fest is expected at the palace this evening.


Conversation at the Royal Courts turns to Astronomy. Big Ron claims ***** ***** ***** found on moon, although it is disputed and thought to be ***** ***** ***** instead.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:26 pm

Conversation at the Royal Courts turns to Astronomy. Big Ron claims Cheap Sausage Casings found on moon, although it is disputed and thought to be Excessive Asterisk Craters instead.


Angry Pirates Storm Portsmouth Civic Center, Demand General Admission Tickets for the ******* Concert
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:32 pm

Angry Pirates Storm Portsmouth Civic Center, Demand General Admission Tickets for the NefYoo Concert

Victims From NefYoo Concert Afflicted With **********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:27 am

Victims From NefYoo Concert Afflicted With Lollypalooza


Portsmouth Publick Hospital Overrun With *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:22 pm

Portsmouth Publick Hospital Overrun With Giant Rabid Parrots.

Giant Rabid Parrots said to have emanated from *****, but an anonymous pirate source claims *****.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:07 pm

Giant Rabid Parrots said to have emanated from Nef Yoo's diaper, but an anonymous pirate source claims "Ye lye. Ye notty. Ye ban. Fus pose.".

Portsmouth psychic Derek AAAARRRGGGHHHcora claims Captain Cronan "****** ***** *****".
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:11 pm

Portsmouth psychic Derek AAAARRRGGGHHHcora claims Captain Cronan "sank his career".

Admiral Benbow runs out of grog, ghost of Captain Cronan blamed for ******* it away.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:26 pm

Admiral Benbow runs out of grog, ghost of Captain Cronan blamed for freezing it, turning it into giant grogbergs, putting it into Nef Yoo's diaper and floating it away.

Giant grogbergs seen *****. Admiral Benbow and Captain Cronan ***** from ***** to get them back.
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