I try my best, but I'm not sure if you're that good at insults. For one, being the hell spawn of Satan (as PG charmingly puts it) is something of a badge of honour.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:23 am
I try my best, but I'm not sure if you're that good at insults. For one, being the hell spawn of Satan (as PG charmingly puts it) is something of a badge of honour.A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Rainswept on Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:40 am
DTH, it's so nice that you sometimes iron your clothes. If only we could get you to remember not to do it while you're wearing them!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:20 am
That was a good compliment, and imma let you finish, but the amount of time you took to come up with that is the LONGEST DURATION REGARDING THIS THREAD OF ALL TIME!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Rainswept on Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:36 am
1st of all, I can beat that, see?
Next, I want to tell you that you look nice today, DTH. Is that a new stain on your shirt?
Next, I want to tell you that you look nice today, DTH. Is that a new stain on your shirt?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:12 pm
Yer look lyke a muppit. Hi lyke muppits.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Pythonist on Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:24 pm
Your spelling is just better than those in the Hate Mail section...
Weird? Of course i'm weird! Life would be much less interesting otherwise. Eccentricity is the way to go.
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:43 pm
I like your avatar. Did you find it on FailBlog?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:46 pm
It's lovely that you managed to get such an accurate puzzled expression on your pumpkin. Did you use a mirror?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:11 pm
I find it admirable that a lady of your advanced age can still find joy in dressing up what is obviously a grandchild's toy.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Pythonist on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:15 pm
Your tenacity amazes me, not nlike the one hedggehog that just manages to survive the long street crossing...
Weird? Of course i'm weird! Life would be much less interesting otherwise. Eccentricity is the way to go.
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by black bart on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:31 pm
Talking of hedgehogs...I hear they named a flavour of crisps after you as well...road kill flavour.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Pythonist on Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:38 am
Your Pirate avatar astounds me it could have been a da Vinci...
if da Vinci was a colourblind 5 year old
if da Vinci was a colourblind 5 year old
Weird? Of course i'm weird! Life would be much less interesting otherwise. Eccentricity is the way to go.
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
"We should disguise leopards as foxes to f**k up the gentry" - The People's Manifesto
"Look how fucking awesome my ears are!" -
My friend's suggestion on how to open with a girl after saying i'd play it by ear
"There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present...
please leave your message after the tone" - Bill Bailey
Neeeshke boik karoonski bork bork bork bork bork!- The Swedish Chef
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Ham Nox on Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:09 am
Your amazing musical talent is shocking to my ears, especially since it shouldn't be possible to hear it over the internet. Does it wake up dead people too?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by farfalla on Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:38 pm
Ham, it is so nice for you that your boy friend is more normal than you are
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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Silk 'n mind
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Scott the Pirate on Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:05 am
just think farf, if your IQ were 35 points lower you could get a job as a school board member.
(I realise that it wasnt a very good backhand, but back off, i've been drinking...)
(I realise that it wasnt a very good backhand, but back off, i've been drinking...)
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