Being a proud pastafarian it has come to my attention that not many members of the general public are aware of the Flying Spagetti Monster. Or indeed of his noodly teachings, in order to spread the word of the Flying Spagetti Monster to these unenlightened people and to worship his noodliness I propose the formation of an official Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster, this would be a charitable organisation whose intention is to spread the word of the Flying Spagetti Monster and to honor him by holding festivals of beer and pirates. His noodliness has just informed me that we may also worship him by arriving in holy garments of pirate and stripper costumes, he also told me that he does not want to discriminate agaisnt sexes and to remind the men that they are free to dress up in stripper costumes as well as the women. Incidently being a charitable organisation we would by an amazing coincidence have the same tax relief as the other unenlightened churches. The Flying Spagetti Monster himself told me that he intends this so that we cna donate to his holy chruch tax free and so enjoy worshipping and spreading his word at a much lower cost as well as the further savings on land taxes. Lastly there is a personal message left to all of you who read this from the Flying Spagetti monster himself, he wishes for there to be churches if the Flying Spagetti Monster all over the world, if we can get enough churches set up and enough funds we can spread his word across the whole planet. From the poorest nation to the richest there would be a church of the Flying Spagetti Monster. Also unlike the unenlighteend churches we would spread our wealth across our churches so that those who are less fortunate than ourselves can receive money to help them better themselves as well as having celebrations of beer and pirates (Don't forget the strippers) all over the world untill we are all united beneath the noodly strands of the Flying Spagetti Monster in peace, beer, pirates and strippers.
I hope you feel his noodly appendage and his spagetic wisdom in the words he has given me,
A noodly vessel
There was a young man who used to like hair, he fell in a hole and fought 'gainst a bear, with a holy pan, (did this young man), with daring wit win through, with the aid of a magical lobster, the bear was struck with rue, for the Flying Spagetti Monster had threatened to sue. 3.1415:9"265+35.89[7!6#32 of the HUIS (Holy, Untouchable, Invisible, Scriptures)